Drainpours, what/when/how have you learned?

I learned that I will never buy Founders Cerise ever again. From what I heard, this may no longer be produced in the future, which is a good thing for those who haven't tried it. My wife took one sip and described it as a very bad, flat Izze soda and she likes Izze sodas.

 

Epic Sour Apple Saison. http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22893/59145

 

Argh!! Just the thought of it is like a kick in the sprouts.

 

It wasn't supposed to be sour, right?

 

Hellshire II, anyone? Most infected beer I've ever come across. An utter disaster.

 

Depends how much of a reading it made on the vinegarometer.

 

Aww, I feel like such a beer rookie, I don't even have a vinegarometer... :/

 

Rouge voodoo doughnut. My buddy brought it home cause his girl friend thought it was pretty. Also we had funky boodhas maple bacon porter witch is amazing. Took 2 sips and down it went the drain was coughing up blood I think, should of known with rouge

 

Funky jewbelation. Hands down the worse beer ive had.

 

I got about halfway through the bomber before I was completely overwhelmed by the undercarbonation and sweetness. Unlike the Cantillon, I actually did drainpour half of this one.

 

I read this whole quote in the voice of Bruce Campbell for some reason, lol. Anyhow, carry on.

 

Ironic, I am about to drain pour #2 - Mikkeller It's Alright. Soldiered through a half glass before I opened the fridge and saw a Peche Mortel begging to cleanse my palate!

In the wise words of the great Stan Marsh... C'Ya It's Alright!!

 

Samuel Adams Infinium - I usually check this site before trying something new, especially something this pricey, but I ran with it based on the strength of the Sam Adams brand and was sorely disappointed.

 

Founders Frangellic Mountain Brown... pure artificial hazelnut coffee flavoring, not my thing but the drain gulped it !

 

I try not to drain pour. However, I've poured quite a few old ipa's before I learnt to drink fresh.

Worst one for me was few sip's into a 750ml bottle of Rockmill's Witbier it was massively infected and both my buddy and I poured it promptly.

 

Interesting, multiple people, myself included, thought it was the best beer on a pub crawl recently, other beers on the crawl were
-Lost Abbey Deliverance
-Ballast Point Habanero Sculpin
-Left Hand Ambidextrous
-Laughing Dog Sneaky Pete
-Stone Ruination Double Dry Hopped with Citra on Cask
-Ballast Point Schooner Wet Hop Ale
-Founders Nemesis 2010

and it was pretty good from a bottle too. Different strokes and all that i guess.

 

didn't pour but couldn't finish a bottle of fruet, just a little too much for one person (and i killed a pack of punkin just before) all that was left over was a quarter or so of a glass

 

A store-bought growler of Rogue Dead Guy. I guess forgetting it was full on the shelf for 4+ years before trying it was a bad idea, eh?

 

Literally the worst beer I have ever had. It had no taste but death, and it makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it.