Drink, Donate, Drain...

Well fuuuuuuuck me. Reading comprehension - low. I stand by my choice. Unless there's a chance I can either a.) lick the sink to taste whatever I drained or b.) share with whomever I donated to. I'd rather have a chance to taste some of the KBS .

 

Drink Abyss (Never had it)
Donate BCBS
Drain KBS (I don't like KBS)

 

Fuck: Founders KBS
Marry: Goose Island BCBS
Kill: Deschutes The Abyss

 

This is a little sad...
Drink: Abyss...just had one for the first time and loved it.
Donate: BCBS...I have had several opportunities to try this, so.sharing is good.
Drain: KBS...I would never actually drain pour this, it's delicious, but I guess...

 

Here's what I would do.

First, open them all at once and pour them together into a basin. Then, I sponge bathe myself with the combined liquids and catch the runoff in another, larger basin, and split it evenly into three portions. With one of these thirds, I use it to bake cupcakes with butter cream frosting made with essence of Miller High Life, and then send those cupcakes as an extra in a trade, along with a jigsaw puzzle of a picture of me holding the sponge buried in the bottom of the box. That's the beer I donate. With the second third of the beer, I would pour it into a sippy cup and then place it in the freezer, and wait for it not to freeze but to get slushy. And I would drink that slushie, because hey—free beer slushie. That's the beer I would drink, or perhaps more accurately slurp, because after all, it is pretty slushy. With the final third of the beer, I would first build a small but elaborate altar to the Beer Gods out of spent barrels that last held Jim Beam, then fry up some bacon and eggs with cacao nibs (because that's what the Beer Gods eat—ironically, they have very unrefined palates. Bacon and eggs with cacao nibs? Blech), and then pour the remaining third of the beer mixture over the eggy, bacon-greasy bourbon barrel altar. That's the beer I would "drain," but it's really just going to the fiery heart of the Beer Gods so I wouldn't call it draining so much as nurturing.

That's what I would do. And hey, free beer slushie.

 

Drink: Abyss

mmmmmmm

 

Oh and I would leave some open cans of Utica Club on my bourbon barrel altar—not dump them out, just leave them there, ready for consumption after their passage into the underworld.

 

drink - KBS
donate - BCBS
drain - Abyss

the drink and donate would change depending on the day. the drain stays. i trade all the Abyss i buy.

 

This may be the best thing I've ever seen posted on here.

 

Thanks. I can't believe I left out the Utica Club at first though, that really is the pièce de résistance.

 

Drink the bcbs.
Donate the abyss to my stomach.
Drain the abyss into my stomach .

 

OP, you can just tell me that I answered correctly on this now.

 

Drink: beer
Donate: beer
Drain: water

 

this game sucks... i dont have any of those.

 

Drink the Abyss because it's distro doesn't reach me.
Donate the KBS because I should be able to get it again now that I'm in their distribution area.
Drain the BCBS, I have my reasons...

 

Drink: The Abyss, haven't had it yet.
Donate: BCBS, since I have a few bottles of these.
Drain: KBS. Had it and didn't like it as much as BCBS although it's still a stellar beer. Sucks to have to pick one

 

Drink: Abyss (only had it once and loved it)
Donate: KBS (my fav beer, I'd like to share it)
Drain: BCBS (Loved it with some years on it, but I imagine '12 would be too hot for my taste anyway)

 

Drink - BCBS
Donate - Abyss
Drain - KBS

That wasnt very hard for me. Im not a big fan of KBS.

 

That's why I made shit up. No Abyss, have only seen one bottle of KBS for sale in another state for $10, and I can't really afford BCBS. So, boom. Sponge bath.