Drinking craft beer just to be "cool"?

Life's too short, drink what you enjoy, don't let others dictate your palate.

 

There's nothing cool about drinking craft beer. The only people who think it's cool are other craft beer nerds.

 

Drinking high-end Scotch would be kind of cool. But only if you didn't really talk about it or make a big thing of it.

 

I believe spending our free time posting to these forums automatically relegates everyone to uncool status. If you were cool, you'd be spending this time with your hot model/doctor girlfriend using your fabulous wealth to rid the world of disease, terrorism, and homelessness.