Drinking IPAs Could Give You Man Boobs and Erectile Dysfunction

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  1. JerzDevl2000

    JerzDevl2000 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,220) Oct 7, 2005 New Jersey
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    Personally speaking, I've had a bit of the former and absolutely *none* of the latter...

    Cheers!
     
    #21 JerzDevl2000, Apr 14, 2020
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  2. Shanex

    Shanex Grand Pooh-Bah (4,960) Dec 10, 2015 France
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    I don’t have moobs, only a bit of a beer belly and this thread was fun to read to the point of giving me a boner. Not too worried.
     
    #22 Shanex, Apr 14, 2020
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  3. Scrapss

    Scrapss Pooh-Bah (2,220) Nov 15, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    This is why I like balanced lagers...
     
    #23 Scrapss, Apr 14, 2020
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  4. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    This completely explains hipsters :sunglasses:
     
    #24 bbtkd, Apr 14, 2020
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  5. dennis3951

    dennis3951 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2008 New Jersey

    As Shakespeare wrote about alcohol "it increases the desire but lowers the performance" .
     
    #25 dennis3951, Apr 14, 2020
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  6. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    I prefer to think of moobs as evolution's attempt at ensuring survival of the species back in the day when craft beer was 99% men.
     
    #26 HouseofWortship, Apr 14, 2020
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  7. SILVER

    SILVER Zealot (668) Jan 3, 2007 Florida

    You tell him, pal!
     
    #27 SILVER, Apr 14, 2020
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  8. ypsifly

    ypsifly Initiate (0) Sep 22, 2004 Michigan

    If this were true I would have a rack like Dolly Parton's and I would be hung like a pimple.
     
    #28 ypsifly, Apr 14, 2020
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  9. milkshakebeersucks

    milkshakebeersucks Pooh-Bah (2,392) Feb 10, 2020 Maryland
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    I can foresee a new category: viagra ipa.
     
    #29 milkshakebeersucks, Apr 14, 2020
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  10. HoppingMadMonk

    HoppingMadMonk Grand Pooh-Bah (5,208) Mar 3, 2017 New Jersey
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    So let me see if I understand
    ...I can't find toilet paper
    ...I have to wait in line to get inside a food store
    ...I am mandated to wear a hazmat suit in that store when I'm finally allowed in
    ...PLUS I have to worry that may catch a virus and die
    .... when I go for a walk people cross the street to avoid me, I will never get used to that one
    ....AND NOW I have to seriously worry about man boobs and watching my favorite body part shrivel up and die. @AZBeerDude72. Are you trying to push me over the edge??
     
    #30 HoppingMadMonk, Apr 14, 2020
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  11. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    #31 HouseofWortship, Apr 14, 2020
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  12. GormBrewhouse

    GormBrewhouse Pooh-Bah (2,111) Jun 24, 2015 Vermont
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    drank a few ipas and still no BOOBS???? oh well
     
    #32 GormBrewhouse, Apr 14, 2020
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  13. jesskidden

    jesskidden Grand Pooh-Bah (3,145) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    I've heard some people say that taking hydroxychloroquine will counteract those beer side effects...
     
    #33 jesskidden, Apr 14, 2020
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  14. bubseymour

    bubseymour Grand Pooh-Bah (4,800) Oct 30, 2010 Maryland
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    Take 100 men starting at age 35 and then again at age 50. Group 1 are non IPA drinkers and Group 2 are primarily IPA drinkers. Report back to see if there is any conclusive differences between the 2 groups in % erectile disfunction or increased man-boobs. I'm betting a non-biased/non political test would result in +/- 5% immaterial differences.
     
    #34 bubseymour, Apr 14, 2020
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  15. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    LOL!

    This thread will be in the running for being the 'best' thread of 2020!!!

    Cheers!
     
    #35 JackHorzempa, Apr 14, 2020
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  16. beergoot

    beergoot Grand High Pooh-Bah (9,310) Oct 11, 2010 Colorado
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    Still a natural horn dog at age 63 despite the relatively massive amounts of IPAs I drink.

    But Mrs. BeerGoot doesn't appreciate it when I try on one of her bras...:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
     
    #36 beergoot, Apr 14, 2020
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  17. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    Treasure Chest Brewing is releasing D Cup Triple IPA in June.....Their logo says, "We'll get you there quicker!"
     
    #37 rgordon, Apr 14, 2020
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  18. Singlefinpin

    Singlefinpin Pooh-Bah (2,400) Jul 17, 2018 North Carolina
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    Hop Bomb Boob Builder Beer.
    Why get a boob job when you can just build your way to bigger boobs and drink your life away with your favorite IPA?
    Now, the plastic surgeons are worried......
     
    #38 Singlefinpin, Apr 14, 2020
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  19. AZBeerDude72

    AZBeerDude72 Initiate (0) Jun 10, 2016 Arizona

    LOL just looking out for ya. :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:
     
    #39 AZBeerDude72, Apr 14, 2020
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  20. Sheppard

    Sheppard Grand Pooh-Bah (3,516) Mar 16, 2013 Massachusetts
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    #40 Sheppard, Apr 14, 2020
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