Dropped Turkey Baster In Carboy

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  1. dankbrew21

    dankbrew21 Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2008 Oregon

    Went to take a FG reading and the plastic tube fell off the bulb into the beer. My brother wanted to try and fish it out but I advised against it figuring it would only make things worse. He is worried about plastic flavors but I assured him it won't make a difference. The entire baster was sanitized. ARE WE GOOD?

    (We ended up siphoning out for a reading and the beer is currently cold crashing)
     
  2. ThomP

    ThomP Initiate (0) Nov 22, 2007 Texas

    you are so fucked man, I don't even know where to begin, wait, I meant the sharknado guy, your fine.
     
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  3. dankbrew21

    dankbrew21 Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2008 Oregon

    Thanks for the feedback cowboy. Yee haw
     
  4. Daemose

    Daemose Maven (1,407) Oct 3, 2011 Texas

    That's racist.
     
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  5. VikeMan

    VikeMan Grand Pooh-Bah (3,067) Jul 12, 2009 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah

    My guess is that whatever plastic turkey basters are made of isn't going to impart a lot of flavor, since they, ya know, make turkey basters out of it. Congratulations on your decision. Usually these questions finish with "So I plunged my arm into the beer to retrieve it. Is it infected now?"
     
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  6. koopa

    koopa Initiate (0) Apr 20, 2008 New Jersey

    Yeah that "Big Mouth Bubbler" carboy has really changed things hasn't it? LOL
     
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  7. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
    Society Pooh-Bah

    Lots of folks brew in buckets.

    Cheers!
     
  8. herrburgess

    herrburgess Grand Pooh-Bah (3,077) Nov 4, 2009 South Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    Are you going to call it "Arrogant Basterd"? (sorry)
     
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  9. GreenKrusty101

    GreenKrusty101 Initiate (0) Dec 4, 2008 Nevada

    Note to self: Invent one piece turkey baster well tomorrow :slight_smile:
     
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  10. koopa

    koopa Initiate (0) Apr 20, 2008 New Jersey

    True but the title says "Dropped Turkey Baster in Carboy"
     
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  11. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
    Society Pooh-Bah

    Touché!

    Cheers!

    P.S. That will teach me to read more than the post; like the title!:flushed:
     
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  12. dankbrew21

    dankbrew21 Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2008 Oregon

    What's a "basterd"?
     
  13. herrburgess

    herrburgess Grand Pooh-Bah (3,077) Nov 4, 2009 South Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    Something that's been basted?
     
  14. kristougher

    kristougher Initiate (0) Jun 27, 2013 North Carolina

    The illegitimate son of a wine thief?
     
  15. herrburgess

    herrburgess Grand Pooh-Bah (3,077) Nov 4, 2009 South Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    Genius.
     
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  16. dankbrew21

    dankbrew21 Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2008 Oregon

    Masterbasted?
     
  17. koopa

    koopa Initiate (0) Apr 20, 2008 New Jersey

    More like Grasshopperbasted......
     
  18. JrGtr

    JrGtr Pooh-Bah (1,775) Apr 13, 2006 Massachusetts
    Pooh-Bah

    Unless the baster was very recently used on a turkey, and not washed, you're fine.
    And now the basis of many jokes (all in good fun, of course...)
     
  19. hopsputin

    hopsputin Grand Pooh-Bah (4,403) Apr 1, 2012 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah

    Half Basted
     
  20. HerbMeowing

    HerbMeowing Maven (1,295) Nov 10, 2010 Virginia
    Trader

    This batch is totally FUBAR.

    Best advice:
    Package the beer after primary fermentation + 1 week
    Wrap each bottle carefully in bubble-wrap
    Pack carefully wrapped bottles in sturdy box suitable for shipping
    Mail the post-paid sturdy box of bubble-wrapped bottles from the FUBAR batch to Herb Meowing for safe disposal
     
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