Favorite or Classic BA personalities

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by JoeAmerican77, Sep 5, 2014.

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  1. MrDave

    MrDave Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2013 California

    The I-was-drinking-beer-when-you-were-a-baby guy.
     
  2. MrDave

    MrDave Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2013 California

    The "Heady. /thread" guy.
     
  3. tikk

    tikk Initiate (0) Apr 15, 2007 Canada (YT)

    What about home brew guy, all if his home brews are better than every beer, and you don't know beer unless you home brew.
     
  4. BRClemons

    BRClemons Initiate (0) Oct 30, 2012 Minnesota

  5. azorie

    azorie Pooh-Bah (2,471) Mar 18, 2006 Florida
    Pooh-Bah

    Some of us were, we are just old. we cannot help it...you young-ins. :grinning::grinning:
     
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  6. jcos

    jcos Pundit (802) Nov 23, 2009 Maryland

    Or BCBS.
     
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  7. mlhyatt

    mlhyatt Initiate (0) Jul 27, 2013 Georgia

    haha, I was totally this guy when I first joined. I had no idea it wasn't bottled.
     
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  8. Spiral517

    Spiral517 Zealot (687) Sep 17, 2013 Maryland

    i kinda feel bad for all the BAs who know they are the ones who have been called out in this thread...
     
  9. herrburgess

    herrburgess Grand Pooh-Bah (3,077) Nov 4, 2009 South Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    Don't forget the "if-you-criticize-U.S.-craft-culture-in-any-way-then-that-must-mean-you-hate-everything-about-U.S.-craft-beer" BA.
     
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  10. MrDave

    MrDave Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2013 California

    The sentimental BA.
     
  11. Spiral517

    Spiral517 Zealot (687) Sep 17, 2013 Maryland

    haha. walked into that one didnt' i?
     
  12. ONovoMexicano

    ONovoMexicano Initiate (0) Jun 14, 2012 New Mexico

    I feel worse for the BAs that don't realize they've been called out in this thread.

    *** I'm not suggesting you are one of these folks, Spiral.
     
  13. RochefortChris

    RochefortChris Grand Pooh-Bah (3,271) Oct 2, 2012 North Carolina
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet.
    The 'this beer tastes funny to me or different than last year so it must be infected' guy.

    Also the 'I'm not crazy about IPAs I need recommendations guy' followed by the 'you will learn to love them let me recommend a moderately hoppy IPA the OP probably won't like' guy
     
  14. Greywulfken

    Greywulfken Grand Pooh-Bah (5,815) Aug 25, 2010 New York
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Pretty...
    BA's who send ya beer just so you can try it (e.g., @jzeilinger @Roguer @j47paco @SomethingClever etc... :sunglasses:) - there's lots o' ya out there - I'm just namin' a few...
    BA's who toss in bonus features to their posts, like pics from a trip, of their pets/yard/etc, vids, humorous stuff, etc... Y'all know who ya are :grinning:
    BA's who have vivid hallucinatory experiences related to elder gods (@LeperJim) and/or their childrens' toys (@RPH2327) :slight_smile:
    BA's who make tools that help other BA's drink beers (@Hotmetal1) :sunglasses:

    Prettiest...
    Female BA's (sorry, fellas) who drink naked in the shower (:wink: @Hopgoddess312)

    Not so pretty...
    BA's who post all the time, and but never seem to like anyone else's posts :grimacing:
    BA's who post about buzz-kill medical issues (I just had a liver transplant and my drainage tube is leaking; can't wait to drink again) :confused:
    BA's who post just to say they're not drinking (just skim milk right now) :rolling_eyes:
     
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  15. Skunkdrool

    Skunkdrool Savant (1,160) Jul 31, 2010 California
    Trader

    The BA who calls beer "crushable"

    Every time I see this, I cant help but think someone is pounding a Heady and crushing it on their forehead.
     
  16. brewskifan55

    brewskifan55 Initiate (0) May 17, 2011 Mississippi

    The War & Peace Beer Reviewer: This BA takes up so much space writing a description of the beer, that you don't want to take the time to read it. It's more like reading a thousand page novel (that you don't really like). Not even the brewmaster's description was that long!
     
  17. Smakawhat

    Smakawhat Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,191) Mar 18, 2008 Maryland
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    Well if you're not going around here telling people what beer to drink because it sucks or they should drink something else cause it's way better then it doesn't really make you an empty barrel :wink: regardless if you have no ticks/reviews :slight_smile:
     
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  18. Hop-Droppen-Roll

    Hop-Droppen-Roll Initiate (0) Nov 5, 2013 Minnesota

    Is she SicilianBeerKitten on instagram?

    Related: False Advertising Guy... (hot chick for an avatar but is a dude)
     
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  19. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
    Pooh-Bah Trader

     
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  20. Flashy

    Flashy Pooh-Bah (1,767) Oct 22, 2003 Vermont
    Pooh-Bah

    #1) The "newbie here" who uses emoticons and usually says they hate "hoppy beers" and ask what else there are out there- then is never heard from again.

    #2) The BA who never reviews beers or bars, just clicks on a number and ALWAYS rates the beer or the bar lower then every other person who rated on this site. Yes he exists.
     
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