Floaties, Like or Dislike!?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by HopHead89, Oct 26, 2017.

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  1. HopHead89

    HopHead89 Pundit (752) Oct 20, 2016 California

    I just drank a Trillium 200-Hundred Thousand Trillion Can last night and I know this beer has high ratings and is a great beer but the floaties were a total turn off. I know they are suppose to be in there but something about floaties that just turn my stomach inside out. Beer tasted awesome just didn't like the floaties...
     
  2. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    Hazy is one thing. Cloudy is another. Murky is unacceptable. Floaties are fucking amateur hour.
     
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  3. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    No opinion is my answer to your question; I can't recall the last time that I had a chunky beer.
     
  4. jageraholic

    jageraholic Pooh-Bah (1,632) Sep 16, 2009 Massachusetts
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    Floaties are unacceptable.
     
  5. Uniobrew31

    Uniobrew31 Pooh-Bah (1,567) Jan 16, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    I always get them in Great Lakes Nasferatu. Always a turn off.
     
  6. HopHead89

    HopHead89 Pundit (752) Oct 20, 2016 California

    even tho some beers have them in intentionally it totally shrinks my ding dong. total turn off. #fuckFLOATIES
     
  7. Ranbot

    Ranbot Pooh-Bah (2,463) Nov 27, 2006 Pennsylvania
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    I will drink a snow globe beer because it doesn't impact flavor [as far I can tell] but I'd prefer no floaties.

    The Alchemist is a repeat offender, but I still like Heady enough to grab it when I'm in VT, so clearly I don't feel too strongly about it.
     
  8. DISKORD

    DISKORD Initiate (0) Feb 28, 2017 South Carolina

    Most craft beer is either unfiltered, unpasteurized or/and bottle conditioned. I'm used to it and I don't mind it at all. Now having a snot like stuff in your beer, that's a different story.
     
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  9. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    That's your problem, right there. You're drinking Nosferatu.
     
  10. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    I don't think anyone likes when their beer is sick.
     
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  11. AZBeerDude72

    AZBeerDude72 Initiate (0) Jun 10, 2016 Arizona

    The only time I see them is when my beer is old, I literally just dumped an IPA last night because it had them, it was past 90 days and is when I usually find them...I never found any in fresh beer, but again maybe I am just lucky.
     
  12. RandyRanderson

    RandyRanderson Initiate (0) Jun 24, 2014 Pennsylvania

    It depends. A little yeast sediment is fine but a "snow globe" beer is not ok. I got a single can of Evil Twin's Sumo in a Sidecar that was a floatie snow globe, pretty gross looking. The flavor was still pretty good but obviously not the beer they wanted me to be drinking.
     
  13. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    Agreed, but, as you said, "a little yeast sediment" is different from "chunks in my beer".
     
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  14. RandyRanderson

    RandyRanderson Initiate (0) Jun 24, 2014 Pennsylvania

    Definitely, I wanted to clarify as "floaties" can mean different things to some people.

    Does anyone know the science behind a snow globe beer? Why does it separate like that?
     
  15. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    If you're talking about EPS formation by pediococcus sp. in sour beer, then it can get pretty viscous and the technical term for it, is, indeed, sick.

    However, if you're talking about yeast floaties as being "snot like stuff", then I've never encountered that.
     
  16. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    If the beer is fresh then simple agitation can rouse the yeast back into suspension.

    If the beer is old then protein coagulation can cause floaties.
     
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  17. DISKORD

    DISKORD Initiate (0) Feb 28, 2017 South Carolina

    My bad! Read it wrong! You're right!
     
  18. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    Damn straight. :wink:
     
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  19. DISKORD

    DISKORD Initiate (0) Feb 28, 2017 South Carolina

    Had snot-like stuff in some barrel-aged Prairie beers. They were definitely past their prime and weren't stored right. Also had rust under the wax (when they used to wax their bottles) and caps. I think a couple of Belgian beers had it and, if I remember correctly Founders Imperial Stout. Maybe it was an instant karma for not drinking it in a glass.
     
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  20. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    :nauseated_face:
     
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