Free Beer! ISO:FedEx Label + 1 can or bottle

CLOSED - THANKS TO ALL WHO RESPONDED

FREE TO YOU:
Five (5) pristine bottles all purchased new on release and they went right into a chilled cellar. Pure Project bottles were only available to club members or through on line sales with a very few available Seller believes at the brewery. Pure Project Madeline, 3/29/17, label hand dated, Batch 1 with very cool bottle shape and label; Pure Project New Old Fashioned (sour red ale aged in Bourbon barrels) 12/22/16, Batch 1 also with cool bottle shape and label, both wax sealed. Modern Times Transit of Venus, a "funky rye Grissette." The Bruery Rubus Cipres 2017 and a bottle of Deschutes Abyss Brandy Barrel,2016.

I'm cleaning the office fridge and leaving town for a long weekend. I just want to get these out to someone. This offer is good only for the next 24 hours as I'll then be leaving.

ISO:
A FedEx label; one that I can simply print out as an attachment from your email to me. Please, if you don't know how to do this don't accept. I will give my email address to the first person who contacts me via this site. I also want one small bottle or can of anything that I've not tried - anything, especially something very local - I don't even care if it's bad! I just like trying new stuff and I might as well get at least a drink for my trouble of doing this! (Sorry, did that sound like a jerk?)

Bottles are worth over $100 cost so hopefully someone will want them. For purposes of the label and your information, the box size (professional shipper) is 20 x 13 x 10; Weighs about 12 lbs and is coming from Los Angeles to where ever you are.

CLOSED - THANKS TO ALL WHO RESPONDED