Funk Metal... be warned.

Discussion in 'Southwest' started by bryand23, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. pwsoldier

    pwsoldier Initiate (0) Apr 26, 2007 Minnesota

    JK did something like that with the original batch of Commercial Suicide, offering refunds to customers and retailers with infected bottles. It's not a perfect system as it leaves some responsibility to the distributor to pick up the product and reimburse accounts, something that Virtuoso dropped the ball on in a few cases.
     
  2. thirdeye11

    thirdeye11 Pundit (973) Feb 3, 2009 Texas

    Commercial Suicide was infected? I know it was way overcarbonated (to the point you might end up with 10% of a bottle left upon opening), but never heard of infection issues.
     
  3. pwsoldier

    pwsoldier Initiate (0) Apr 26, 2007 Minnesota

    You're probably right. I normally think infection when I see gushers like that, but I don't recall any off-flavors now that I think about it. Though one of my coworkers swears he got a bottle that smelled and tasted like blue cheese.
     
  4. DanzBorin

    DanzBorin Initiate (0) Apr 11, 2012 Texas

    I don't think it was infected. Unless they meant infected with too much CO2.
     
  5. H0rnedFr0gs

    H0rnedFr0gs Initiate (0) Mar 12, 2012 Texas

    Glad to hear this. Boxer's is just outstanding as is..but a little more carb would push it over the top..I assume this is more difficult given the high ABv.

    Have you guys experimented with Boxers variations? Come on...give us some juicy rumors :wink:
     
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  6. DanzBorin

    DanzBorin Initiate (0) Apr 11, 2012 Texas

    Montezuma's Revenge?

    I keed!
     
  7. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    If they were to make a Boxer's Revenge variant, my 9th Grade Literature knowledge demands that it somehow feature the name Clover.

    If JK ever makes a truly funky Brett beer (think Mikkeller Funk-e-*): Snowball.
     
  8. willandperry

    willandperry Initiate (0) Sep 15, 2011 Colorado

    I believe they said that they bottle conditioned with the wrong yeast which attenuated much more than the intended yeast, Hence the over carbonation.
     
  9. H0rnedFr0gs

    H0rnedFr0gs Initiate (0) Mar 12, 2012 Texas

    Lil Mac's Revenge in deference to NES Mike Tyson's Punch Out
     
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  10. thirdeye11

    thirdeye11 Pundit (973) Feb 3, 2009 Texas

    Since you guys have begun to notice differences between batches, as consumers, one thing I'd really appreciate it seeing some kind of "batch" numbering system. Is anything like that in the works?
     
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  11. pwsoldier

    pwsoldier Initiate (0) Apr 26, 2007 Minnesota

    I'm still hoping for a Mikkeller collab named Scandinavian Death Metal.
     
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  12. DanzBorin

    DanzBorin Initiate (0) Apr 11, 2012 Texas

    Death Metal's roots were Florida and California (See Possessed and Death). It wasn't until the late 80s that we really even saw stirring in Sweden and Europe. Norway is solidly in the Black Metal camp and don't really like Death Metal bands at all.

    "Death metal's popularity achieved its initial peak between the 1992–93 era, with some bands such as Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse and Obituaryenjoying mild commercial successes. However, the genre as a whole never broke in to the mainstream. The genre's mounting popularity may have been partly responsible for a strong rivalry between Norwegian black metal and Swedish death metal scenes. Fenriz of Darkthrone has noted that Norwegian black metal musicians were "fed up with the whole death metal scene" at the time.[42] Death metal diversified in the 1990s, spawning a rich variety of subgenres which still have a large "underground" following at the present."

    Just sayin' is all. :wink:
     
  13. starkmarvelo

    starkmarvelo Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2010 Texas

    I noticed this with Boulevard Harvest Dance. No matter how carefully I poured it, the head just exploded from the bottom of the glass.
    Can bottle conditioning get out of control?
     
  14. starkmarvelo

    starkmarvelo Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2010 Texas

    The term "infection" is to the craft beer drinker as "skunked beer" is to the average Joe. What I mean by that is, a lot of people seem to throw the infection word around a lot when there is a flavor in the beer that they don't like, just like people saying "my Bud light tastes skunked", when it's probably just old beer. Everyone said that Ranger Creek Small Batch 1 was infected, but I thought it was a very good beer...
     
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  15. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    An "infection" is anything that is not intended to be in the final product that makes its' way in... be it wild yeast, bacteria, or even chemical compounds that, unintendedly, get into a batch of beer whether it be from sanitation, air contamination, barrel contamination (compounds left inside a barrel after use that lend off flavors), or any other number of reasons.

    Depending on what it is, it can cause anything from a diacetyl flavor (buttered popcorn), sour flavors (pediococcus, lactobacillus), unintentional funkiness (brettomyces), and even acetate (... nail polish remover). Reactions with the intended yeast cause the "exploding carbonation" issue.

    In the case of Boulevard's Chocolate Ale, they actually liked the way an unintended bacterial infection (I think it was brett?) made the beer taste, but didn't let consumers know. Didn't go over so well. :slight_smile:

    "Skunked" beer is just beer that has been either spoiled due to light exposure or spoilage due to shelf age (although, which the vast majority of beers now pasteurized, this takes ages now).
     
  16. thirdeye11

    thirdeye11 Pundit (973) Feb 3, 2009 Texas

    I don't think you understand the definition of infection as it relates to beer. A beer with off flavors does not equal infection. Diacetyl is in many beers, and they are not infected.

    An example of an infected beer, would be a porter that's supposed to taste like chocolate, that ends up tasting sour.
     
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  17. DanzBorin

    DanzBorin Initiate (0) Apr 11, 2012 Texas

    I had (and still have one in the fridge) a Boulevard Dark Truth Stout that was infected. It was obviously soured and extremely off putting! And sadly, not a good sour like Funk Metal.
     
  18. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    "An "infection" is anything that is not intended to be in the final product that makes its' way in." The chocolate tastes sour because rogue wild bacteria had its' way with it.

    The key is that the flavor is unintentional and conflicts with other ingredient choices because of it.
     
  19. BeanBone

    BeanBone Initiate (0) Oct 12, 2006 Texas

    As far as I know, with beer the term infection refers to an unitended living thing ending up in a beer. A chemical compound getting in would be a contamination, no?
     
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  20. SeaSparrow

    SeaSparrow Initiate (0) Sep 4, 2010 Texas

    This is how I understand the terminology, as a consumer and as an amateur brewer.
     
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