Funniest Moment Playing Beer Games

A phone call from the jail asking for bail money.

 

About 20 years ago, I used to play Beirut (the amateur version is beer pong) constantly, often practicing prior to class. I remember winning 26 games in a row in a single night. Not sure that qualifies as "funny", but it does qualify as my greatest accomplishment in life.

On the flip side, I was always terrible at quarters, and one particular night led me to not drink Tequila for 15 years.

 

Not a drinking game but while fishing, i caught a hold of something that just kept dragging my line out. After over an hour i ask my buddy to grab the line for a bit. He just thinks its stuck on the bottom until it starts pullling out more line. I watched him run up and down the beach with the rod in one hand beer in the other. Just running back and forth for fifteen minutes not even touching the reel. Idk if it was the amount of beers or what but i didnt know wether or not to laugh or be mad that he ruined the hour of work i put in when it snapped the line.

 

The only real drinking games I've done are "drink whenever [blank] happens" for TV shows. And it's always disappointing. We try to pick a good movie or show where we think we'll get plastered and I instead end up drinking less than I would without the game...

I did once get really drunk with some friends and we played Strip Cards Against Humanity, but I don't know if that counts because we were already drunk when we started. Also that night I did a shot of Bacardi 151 without a chaser and without flinching and it's one of my proudest moments.

 

The funniest drunk stories have to be told in person, they usually have a much better delivery. I think this story might require another don't try this at home disclaimer. Once a year I haul my buddies upta camp with me for the weekend and every year we come back with several unforgettable moments (we have one friend who doesn't drink and thus remembers the stories). One of the games we play is a race, a canoe race to be exact (everybody wears a life jacket) on a stream not far from my camp (that friend who doesn't drink is the ref, and the DD). Scoring of the race is time to paddle the 4 miles of stream divided by the number of beers consumed, 2 people per canoe. So if it took 60 min to paddle and your team drank 10 beers you'd have a score of 6, lowest score wins. So one year a couple of my buddies try the chug and paddle as fast as possible tactic, well they end up pretty drunk and get the canoe stuck sideways between two rocks, and they had a pretty good lead, but now they're just sitting there and can't get unstuck, another team is headed right towards them, my buddy stands up, puts his foot on the bow, cracks a beer, chugs it and tosses it in the canoe, and they are on a dead run collision course, just before they hit the stuck canoe he yells "There are no brakes on this train!" They smash right through the other canoe, broke it pretty well in half, and he goes flying into the stream, and everyone lost it laughing as they go by and hear the story. As a side note the lowest score ever was set by myself and an old college buddy who was a canoe/kayak instructor and a competitive rower, he paddled and I drank (mostly), we took 67 minutes and drank 28 beers, a score of 2.4. Shortest time ever was 53 minutes (the same guy I was teamed up with for the record and another college buddy), and one year a team actually finished their 30 pack but they took almost an hour and half.

 

Almost went home with a whale once

 

I played a lot of beer pong while in college (graduated in '82). A couple years ago, at a company retreat after dinner, I played for the first time since college. My partner and I were doing really well until I knocked my own cup over with my paddle (never did that in college). I figured it's time to retire from the game.

 

So, one of the go-to drinking games at parties I attend is King's Cup (Kings, Circle of Death, myriad other names). One night, we had about seven or eight people playing and someone made some very, very potent Trashcan punch that contained 151 and Everclear. We had all been hitting the liquor pretty hard that night, and someone got the great idea to make the King's cup a mixture of Bud Light, a shot of 151, a shot of some other rum, some awful green liqueur that I don't remember, a generous splash of Bailey's, milk (for whatever fucked up reason) and a shot of Tabasco sauce for shits and giggles.

We were all pretty hammered by the time the last king was drawn. To make things worse, the eldritch abomination in the cup was warm. Our pal, Tom, was the lucky winner. He doesn't hold his liquor well. He attempted a sip of this awful concoction instead of slamming it, and proceeded to run out to the front yard and projectile vomit his Froot Loops and liquor.

Being pretty wasted myself, I said "I'll drink it!" like an idiot. By this time, the drink had formed a digusting film of beer foam and congealed, curdled milk on the top, and someone callled it The Puck. I took the Solo cup and put it to my lips, and everyone started chanting "EAT THE PUCK! EAT THE PUCK!" as I slammed it down. It was awful, but I managed without throwing it all up. After that night, I became a legend for eating the Puck.

 

I actually played "BeerHunter" (thanks Bob and Doug McKenzie), stupidest thing in the world, a bunch of 20-something guys at a garage party seeing who will get soaking wet and waste an entire beer (it was only Coors Light, so not a huge sin)

 

Played beer pong back in college with a group at their place. They unhinged the front door and used that as a table to play on and as a way to invite more people in.

 

Was at a house party at Indiana University in Bloomington and a group of freshman approached the house(this was not my house and I didn't know who lived there) and asked if they could come in. I happened to be standing right outside the door playing beer pong and I responded with "it's $10 per person, girls are free". They payed and entered and called all their friends who also came, I made about $100 and left. Beer money!