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Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by nquigley16, Dec 29, 2012.

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  1. CommanderOfAwesome

    CommanderOfAwesome Aug 30, 2012 California

    IPAs are too heavy man.
     
  2. LeRose

    LeRose Nov 24, 2011 Massachusetts

    I dunno...my bologna, mayo, and peanut butter toast beer turned out pretty good....
     
  3. TheBeerDad

    TheBeerDad Sep 6, 2012 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    I was told recently while bar tending, "I don't drink that craft stuff, I'm very anti-establishment. I stick to good old American products like Miller and Natural light...."
     
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  4. UWBadgerFan4Life

    UWBadgerFan4Life Jul 24, 2012 Wisconsin
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    My wife says all IPAs taste like perfume.
     
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  5. ezperkins2

    ezperkins2 Jan 3, 2011 California
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    Did your head spin all the way around? I would have a field day responding to that one.
     
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  6. TheBeerDad

    TheBeerDad Sep 6, 2012 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    I had to do a little Frank Costanza in my head... Serenity NOW!!! He overheard me talking about Backwoods Bastard to a regular of mine. There was no helping this one so I appeased him and talked about Strohs.
     
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  7. Icarus

    Icarus Oct 6, 2012 Minnesota

    I had my cousin try some Surly Furious during x-mas and she says " you actually drink this stuff"? More for me I guess. :)
     
  8. craftbrew502

    craftbrew502 Feb 2, 2012 Kentucky

    "Is that one of those Whisky beers"
    "Look at me I drink beer from a goblet".. lol thats my favorite
     
  9. xanok

    xanok Aug 13, 2009 Connecticut
    Beer Trader

    I agree with him. That beer sucks.
     
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  10. xanok

    xanok Aug 13, 2009 Connecticut
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    My best friend compared DFH 120 to what he thinks Mr. Clean would taste like.

    To be fair, I don't like it either.
     
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  11. SometimesIfart

    SometimesIfart Jun 4, 2012 Michigan
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    According to my friend, Hopslam is only " A decent IPA " But apparently " It doesn't compare to his Guinness ".

    Another friend told me that Humu Lupa " Tastes like rotten banana's and dish soap. " He immediately washed it down with a Labatt Blue Light Lime.
     
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  12. vacax

    vacax Jun 3, 2008 California
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    ISO LaBatt Blue Light Lime
     
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  13. SouthAtholSuds

    SouthAtholSuds Nov 3, 2008 Massachusetts

    I usually pull a bmc reversal and tell them my craft beer tastes like shit. Then I ask if I can have one of their Bud Lights. Then I take a sip and proclaim "HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!! WHERE DID YOU GET IT?"
     
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  14. SometimesIfart

    SometimesIfart Jun 4, 2012 Michigan
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    If ISO means that you're seeking it out, Check Meijer.
     
  15. canadianghetto

    canadianghetto Oct 15, 2011 Texas
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    My wife says that Boston Lager tastes like a bowling alley.
     
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  16. Derranged

    Derranged Mar 7, 2010 New York

    A friend of mine said IPAs taste like olives.

    Even when I was new to IPAs and couldn't handle them well, I tasted nothing like that.
     
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  17. endovelico

    endovelico Jul 25, 2008 Portugal

    "Blargh, tastes like yogurt" - After drinking Aventinus Eisbock
     
  18. SteelCity75

    SteelCity75 Jan 14, 2013 Connecticut

    I let my roommate (who was drinking Busch Lite) try a sip from my Sierra Nevada Celebration. I basically got "Wow that is interesting. Hoppy! I do not like that." and I just chuckled and took it back
     
  19. forrestbetts

    forrestbetts Nov 29, 2007 Illinois

    My father-in-law will periodically say somehthing like "you like those dark beers" when I have a Gumballhead or Two Hearted in my hand.
     
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  20. koopa

    koopa Apr 20, 2008 New Jersey
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    That's like trying to teach astrophysics to a wino who dropped out of high school and hasn't read a book since then. You might be more successful next time if you make a logical attempt at transitioning a macro drinker to craft. Perhaps offer them a Kolsch, a Pilsner, or a Blonde Ale instead?
     
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  21. alysmith4

    alysmith4 Feb 11, 2005 District of Columbia

    No matter what, they're always "too bitter."
     
  22. BeerDrinkersSociety

    BeerDrinkersSociety Nov 9, 2012 Texas

    "Aaauuuuuh (spit spit)" I thought my buddy would like Outer Darkness...
     
  23. Schmuck82

    Schmuck82 Nov 13, 2008 Texas

    Well my dad says that anything above 7% ABV is wine and not beer (even if it is beer).
     
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  24. ImageFX

    ImageFX Jan 29, 2013 Florida

    "Not drinking anymore beers with weird labels"
     
  25. SometimesIfart

    SometimesIfart Jun 4, 2012 Michigan
    Beer Trader

    Most recently, a friend told me that 60 minute tastes like watery bologna. It may have been the dumbest comment I have ever gotten on a beer.
     
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  26. fullmetal1381

    fullmetal1381 Jul 30, 2011 Florida

    Long setup, but worth it:

    My mother, who prior to me introducing her to craft only drank Guinness Foreign Extra, and then only sparingly, has liked every stout I have shared with her, including CBS (when she was in town for the birth of her grandson), Ten Fidy, and Stone IRS (she just refuses to buy any herself, citing cost). When I went up to Chicago she discovered that I had put Founders Breakfast Stout in the fridge and just on the novelty of the name alone, had to try it. Later that day when I had one myself, she remarked, "Why are you drinking my Breakfast Stout?"

    Priceless.
     
  27. AceMaster

    AceMaster Jan 23, 2012 Iowa

    had my girlfriends friend say BCBS tasted like tar as i was breaking my BCBS virginity, very horrible story
     
  28. anth0ny

    anth0ny Jan 5, 2012 Michigan

    A friend and I were at a local bar (MI) and a buddy asks us what we're drinking, and I say Bell's Winter Ale.
    Holding a bottle of Bud Light he says with a look of disgust, "that's so un-American".

    I proceeded to explain that the beer was brewed right here in our home state. However I did strategically refrain from explaining that Anheuser-Busch InBev is a Belgian-Brazilian company (recently found out Goose Island is also owned by AB Inbev)
     
  29. Jnorton00

    Jnorton00 Apr 13, 2007 Massachusetts

    Does he think all liquor is wine too?
     
  30. Davepoolesque

    Davepoolesque Aug 25, 2012 Massachusetts
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    Gave my buddy an Old Chub; "this tastes like a chocolatey asshole"
     
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  31. Schmuck82

    Schmuck82 Nov 13, 2008 Texas

    Well if something is ~5% ABV it is beer, if it is 10-15% it is wine and if its above 20% its liquor.
     
  32. SeaOfShells

    SeaOfShells Feb 22, 2011 California

    I brought a New Belgium Folley pack to a friends house one night, and his girlfriend reached for an Abbey Style Ale. She had noticed the pack included Fat Tire, took a swig straight from the bottle and said, "Hey, this kinda tastes like Fat Tire." I was screaminng in my head.​

    Edit: Also, a dude at our monthly poker game insists that all IPAs taste like "lemon Pledge".
     
  33. SoggyCoasters

    SoggyCoasters Jan 4, 2013 New Jersey

    "You have anything normal on tap?" HA. Fool.....
     
  34. yamar68

    yamar68 Apr 1, 2011 Minnesota

    "Hey, thanks man. I appreciate it."
     
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  35. mellowmark

    mellowmark Mar 31, 2010 Minnesota
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    I sure hope you drank it and didn't just leave it there.
     
  36. mellowmark

    mellowmark Mar 31, 2010 Minnesota
    Beer Trader

    That's what she said.
     
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  37. MusicaleMike

    MusicaleMike Mar 17, 2008 Pennsylvania

    "this isn't beer, this is doo doo water with sprinkles and you like this? gross!" No one ever said this to me and it's not funny. None of this is funny.
     
  38. gshak

    gshak Feb 20, 2011 Texas

    "This is too bitter" on a Sam Adam Boston Lager

    "Careful, this one might be too strong." on a Guinness Draft

    "Don't go for the darker ones, you might not like them. They're too intense." while I was checking out the beer menu at one of the local micro-brewery/restaurants. Of course, I heeded the good advice and went with a pale ale, not intending to offend them by telling that the imperial stouts happen to be my favorite style by far.
     
  39. JulianB

    JulianB Feb 1, 2012 South Carolina

    It's amazing the way those sorts of people have been brainwashed by the cheap red-white-and-blue patriotism overload marketing employed by BMC brands.

    Of course, a lot of lower-end grocery stores don't help, only having sections labelled "Domestic" and "Import" and putting whatever craft offerings they have into the Import section.
     
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  40. GameFreac

    GameFreac Apr 8, 2011 Georgia
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    Regardless if it's an IPA or not, my friend always says every beer I give him is too hoppy or he can really taste the hops.

    He likes some quads now though.
     
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