Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

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  1. Winston_Smith

    Winston_Smith Initiate (0) Oct 25, 2012 Kentucky

    LOL! In a perfect world, you karate chop this person legally. :grinning:
     
    #121 Winston_Smith, Dec 30, 2012
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  2. Winston_Smith

    Winston_Smith Initiate (0) Oct 25, 2012 Kentucky

    ATV's what?
     
    #122 Winston_Smith, Dec 30, 2012
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  3. ontherocks

    ontherocks Zealot (531) Mar 4, 2008 Georgia

    "I don't like coffee beer".
     
    #123 ontherocks, Dec 30, 2012
  4. scud

    scud Zealot (570) Sep 22, 2010 Indiana
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    I don't like cloudy beer
    Is it hoppy?
    Tastes like soy sauce
    It's more like wine
    Ehhuhh...eww, no

    These are a few of my favorite things...
     
    #124 scud, Dec 30, 2012
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  5. scud

    scud Zealot (570) Sep 22, 2010 Indiana
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    Guinness is so thick n dark...

    What i wanna respond with,
    (Lol) "try a Zhukov, greenhorn"
     
    #125 scud, Dec 30, 2012
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  6. Azzy

    Azzy Initiate (0) Jul 16, 2012 Texas

    Every time I offer my dad a beer, "This tastes like shit, bring me a bud light son."
     
    #126 Azzy, Dec 30, 2012
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  7. mmikey8

    mmikey8 Initiate (0) Aug 2, 2012 California

    "you paid how much for this F'n beer?" "That's a 30 pack fool"

    and (will need to translate)

    "esta pinche cerveza esta bien fuerte"

    This beer is fucken strong!!!
     
    #127 mmikey8, Dec 30, 2012
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  8. superspak

    superspak Grand High Pooh-Bah (10,927) May 5, 2010 North Carolina
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    Let one of my friends have a taste of Alpha King at a party: What is this, some kind of dark beer?
     
    #128 superspak, Dec 30, 2012
  9. deathevocation

    deathevocation Initiate (0) Nov 7, 2008 Australia

    Yeah, we get it. Some people like simple beer and don't want anything else.
     
    #129 deathevocation, Dec 30, 2012
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  10. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    "This beer has gone REALLY bad!" - to a sour
     
    #130 Lutter, Dec 30, 2012
  11. flayedandskinned

    flayedandskinned Initiate (0) Jan 1, 2011 California

    "Hippy Beer" "Not real beer" "I like real German beer", whilst reaching for a Becks or St Pauli girl. "That tastes like Grass and Dirt"
     
    #131 flayedandskinned, Dec 30, 2012
  12. flayedandskinned

    flayedandskinned Initiate (0) Jan 1, 2011 California

    I also had one guy tell me he likes ipas. Not Eye-Pee-Ays, but ipas. I almost started busting up laughing.
     
    #132 flayedandskinned, Dec 30, 2012
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  13. dennis3951

    dennis3951 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2008 New Jersey

    Does it get you drunker than cheap beer?
     
    #133 dennis3951, Dec 30, 2012
  14. jesskidden

    jesskidden Grand Pooh-Bah (3,145) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    "It tastes just like pumpkin pie!"
    "It tastes like Christmas in a glass!"
    "It tastes like a Christmas tree in a glass!"
    "It tastes just like Yoohoo (or Chocolate Milk)!"
    "It tastes like the time I tried to eat grandma's top dresser drawer potpourri when I was 2!"
    "It tastes like Fruity Pebbles!"
    "It tastes just like weed!"

    Oh, wait, they weren't said by "BMC friends", I read them in the BeerAdvocate forums.:grinning:
     
    #134 jesskidden, Dec 30, 2012
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  15. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    "Oh, this is just like Blue Moon!" ... *to just about every style of beer I can think of*
     
    #135 Lutter, Dec 30, 2012
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  16. Parrotshake

    Parrotshake Pundit (859) Nov 29, 2008 Australia

    'You got any beer that doesn't taste like fruit'?
     
    #136 Parrotshake, Dec 30, 2012
  17. Flabbyjandro

    Flabbyjandro Initiate (0) Jun 12, 2012 Illinois

    "You paid how much for just a 22oz bottle...that's like a case of high life and a six pack of PBR"
     
    #137 Flabbyjandro, Dec 30, 2012
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  18. jglowe77

    jglowe77 Initiate (0) Jan 24, 2011 Massachusetts

    My friends' mom (who hasn't drank alcohol in at least 25 years) had a sip of Lagunitas Hop Stoopid and said, with a grimace, "That's like drinking a pine tree."
     
    #138 jglowe77, Dec 30, 2012
  19. nc41

    nc41 Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
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    Given I prefer IPA's most just make a funny face and hand it back to me.
     
    #139 nc41, Dec 30, 2012
  20. patm1986

    patm1986 Initiate (0) Aug 11, 2010 New Jersey

    "What is this? Soup?"
     
    #140 patm1986, Dec 30, 2012
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