Funny things your BMC friends say when given craft.

Was at a bar with a craft drinking buddy and met up with one of his BMC friends. We ordered a bomber of Pumking, let the BMC friend try it and he said... "This doesn't taste like beer"... "I hate dark beers but this is pretty good"

Hard to believe some people think anything other than the yellow fizzy stuff is dark. Couldn't imagine what he'd say if I handed him a stout.

 

Can't remember where this is from I might have read it or saw it in a movie..
"If I want flavor with my beer I'll order a f***ing steak."

 

"Is this tripled hopped?"

 

Friend tried a Stone Ruination IPA, took a sip and stated very clearly "This is way too sour"
I am still scratching my head...

 

So I've had a few instances in the last few months that made me come close to pulling out my hair. First, a friend was making chilli and used a half bottle of BCBS that was about 2 years old, kept in the fridge the whole time...buy that isn't the painful part. She took a sip, thought it was gross, and drainpoured it, all about 30 seconds before I walked in the door.

Then, another friend just last weekend was telling me how horrible it was at his brothers house over Christmas. All he had was Surly Smoke, Heady Topper, and Masala Mamma that he was trying to get rid of before moving, and this yahoo potted it out!

Anyone else have horror stories?

 

does the buffalo wild wings commercial about the homebrewer count as tragic?

 

nothing crazy, but my girlfriend's punk ass college aged brother took a bottle of allagash black and an ovila out of their fridge to a house party and ended up telling her the next day how disgusting they were and that he poured them down the drain.

 

Let's see. I had one friend say that Old Rasputin tasted like Advil. But usually I get the 'this ain't beer, it's shit line." Until I tell them the high abv. Then suddenly, they like it and think it's manly.

 

"tastes like its spoiled.."

after taking a sip of JP La Roja

 

That was my response when I first tried ten fidy, fuck! I gotta get me some of this

 

seek more answers at www.whatdidyouexpect.com !!!

Or in the case of most folks ... Iwasjustlikethatonce.net ...

I mean ... really !?!?!?

 

"Are you an alcoholic?"

 

Just gave my wife a taste of my Big Black Voodoo Daddy (American Double Stout) and she said: "Taste like motor oil".

Hahah...and she loves Belgian beers.

 

"Smells like rotgut, cheap wine and tastes like shitty beer"

-My Dad, after trying some Duchesse de Burgogne

 

All of my friends are experts and connoisseurs in every aspect of life

 

the amount of BMC drinkers who come to my bar and order gulden draak because of the ABV (and then pretend to like it) is alarming.

 

That's what I thought too! Apparently there's a bad aftertaste according to my bro

 

"Can I have some more?"

 

"It's too dark for me"

 

Was out last weekend with some friends, and was lucky enough to go to a place that had BCBS. I shared it with a friend who immediately cried soy sauce lol.