German beer pouring efficiency…

Werner Herzog

Sounds like a certain Seinfeld episode involving a particularly strict soup … er … maker …

 

You hear the one about the Straßenkreuzungshuhn?

It’s a hoot

 

Apparently you’ve never heard this song

 

I'm going to assume that when the keg kicks that this guy moves about 4 feet to his left and starts on a new keg that has already been placed there by some machoistic boss. Give him a break, please!

 

You don't think people can move around the world? I have a lot of German transplant friends here in the Midwest.

Dunno, seems like this thread is turning a little too Xenophobic.

 

It’s possible @Shanex was assuming that @chrisjws was referring to German heritage rather than citizenship/birthplace (I don’t know what is actually true or where @chrisjws is originally from)—a lot of Americans refer to themselves as German, Italian, Asian etc. even if their family has been here for generations. As a German/Danish American I personally don’t tend to do this (I refer to myself as American) but a lot of people do. It doesn’t seem especially xenophobic to me to point that out, if that’s what is happening.

Google translate to the rescue!

 

Whatever your heritage, I think you use dole wisely at times

 

German’s are efficient. Just look at their wardrobe. Black.

 

You should see them filling Altbier glasses 0.25 L, or Kölsch glasses 0.2 L.

 

I dream of a world, someday, when chickens can cross the road without everyone questioning their motives.