Glabrous Brewing?

I had no idea what the hell you were talking about, so I Googled it. That's totally bananas. I don't even have a beard and I think that's a little obnoxious. Banning anyone from your tasting room is just a strange business model, and to me, really goes to show just how hard it is for a new brewery to stand out.

I brewed professionally for over four years. Good brewery hygiene is of the utmost importance, but this is just a bit over the top.
http://www.craftcans.com/maine-brewery-says-no-to-beards

 

Yeah because "outside organisms" only live in beards.

Those tap handles are hilarious though.

 

Article was posted on 4/1/15, count me as skeptical.

 

You're an idiot if you believed this. Look at the date. Look at the pictures in the article. *sigh*

 

Oh god. Epic facepalm.

 

That'll teach me to Internet.

 

haha, I still like the tap handles though