Growler Car Seat

I put mine in a 2 gallon round water cooler, cover with ice, and secure lid. No spills, keeps beers cold.

 

That's great! I actually have 3 growlers in my car waiting to be filled, two in the baby seat and one rolling around on the floor.

Edit: Order in!

 

Cool! Now I don't have to freeze my balls off holding the growler between my legs so it won't spill on the way home!!!

 

You couldn't come up with a better solution before this? Something like a box or a cooler on the floor with clothing packed around it works really well and keeps the jewels at normal operating temp. Maybe if my car didn't have AC I would consider your technique.

The car seat is kind of gimmicky but looks like it works pretty well. Unfortunately I'm not sure the HF 2 liter growlers would fit and the 750s definitely wouldn't and those are the only growlers I normally buy.

 

dont take the cap off and sip while driving.

 

Narragansett Towers?

 

If you ever got in an accident your balls would be...well you know

 

I can put a good spin on anything.

With your balls frozen the sperm count is low and that means a lower chance of a "surprise" that cuts into the beer budget.

 

This? http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1075/58920

 

Actually your balls like to be cooler, that's why they dangle it's also why you can freeze sperm at a sperm bank and have it still be viable. If you're trying to cut down on the risk without taking the "cut" then holding your hot coffee in your lap would be a better bet

 

Look at all the life tips you get by reading these posts.

 

I was kind of like....joking!

 

Yup

 

Sorry all...I didn't mean to take this post in a different direction. I was just screwing around. Back to the growler baby seat for the OPs benefit!
Cheers

 

That is damn cool. I have belted them into a car seat, but it doesn't work great. This is a good idea.

 

Cool idea, but not designed to fit my Russian River or Drakes growlers, so I'll pass.

 

I keep a couple of the hot/cold insulated bags in my car and a couple of towels. One to three growlers in the insulated bag in the floor of the back seat is perfect. Works for growlers, bombers, 750's, 375's, 12 oz ers, 6 packs, 4 packs, mini kegs, and any other container I can think of.

 

That seems a bit silly.

 

I realized this part way through writing my post but decided to proceed anyway because a little humor is needed on these forums sometimes