Help me fix my Pimp Cane handle LIF

A Finding Nemo snow globe.

 

Do what I did with mine years ago, go buy a magic 8 ball, drain it, and slap it on the end. It's hardcore pimpin and easy to do!

 

Find a mini Kingpin style clear bowling ball with a rose in it. You may be able to have one made pretty cheaply, red rose with some clear acrylic in a ball mold. I can't imagine anything more pimp than a DFH tap handle with the kingpin bowling ball on the end!!!

 

Have a snow globe made, but inside of it put the dogfish treehouse miniature, and have the snow be tiny dogfish symbols.

 

it is Movember....

 

Get a brown glass bulb made, gold dipped to keep out the sun and diamond encrust your pimp name across it, then have it filled with World wide stout to age for the year...at the end of the year enjoy the WWS and do it again. So simple yet so syphysticated! Pimpin ain't easy!

 

A small round fish bowl with some goldfish swimming around in it. I was originally thinking a small live shark, but thought the goldfish might be a little easier!

 

How about along the line of tap handles... DFH ones would be more suitable, but these guys may fit the shape you're looking for.


"Pimpking"

 

This is an idea in progress but I want to make sure I'm the first to mention it on here....

Your pimp cane should have some sort of emblem/monument on top with a BOTTLE OPENER. What could be more badass than opening a bottle of beer with a pimp cane?

 

How difficult is it to come up with a human skull these days? With the Rogue Dead Guy logo on the forehead?

 

Just to clarify this is a tap handle, not an actual cane correct, you didn't re-purpose the handle as a cane, it is still a tap handle, right?

 

It could be a small piggy bank. Friends and family who drink have to put a quarter in each time they get a beer from the keg.

 

PLUS


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My suggestion is Cantillon based since that's your avatar, and I love their beers.

Perhaps, also replace the DFH top crown (although not broken) with a miniature version of Cantillon's metal logo found outside at Cantillon Sprl. There's something about their logo, that I like so much.



Fill the glass globe with Cantillon Classic Gueze. It might be best not to put anything inside with the beer, so maybe the glass globe could be frost etched with "Cantillon" to add depth. This isn't meant to be aged for drinking purposes, so the clear glass with the opaque golden yellow hue of the beer against the interior lighting will give it a natural sparkle.

 

Here are some ideas

Use this and fill it up with fresh leaf hops or some kind of smoking "tobacco"



Or use the sphere shape of this and use it to smoke said smoking "tobacco"




Or just go nuts and install this and put a gerbil in it

 

Powering it my be an issue, but this plasma ball would look pretty awesome...

http://www.blacklight.com/items/881505

 

Well I can make it happen!! I run a production grade 3D printer and can make just about anything you want to fit atop your Pimp cane!!


Sorry the hop grenade is just an example of the work I can do, I can't give it to you, I designed it for the guys at The Brewing Network, they own the logo.
The skull could work, I could scale it down to what ever size you wanted, I could make a beer keg, giant bottle cap, beer bottle, the Dogfishhead logo(probably with permission) Some sort of crazy sphere like this one... The internal ball is free floating...

Winner?....

 

Blood diamonds.