Houston START YOUR ENGINES!!!

So I missed this hunt, as many of you know, because I'm in London. Nonetheless I felt I had to keep up with this thread. Woke up this morning and read three pages. I think Gary Coleman can best sum up my reaction:

 

For the last time and then I'm done. It's NOT about the f'in beer! It's about being a dick, which is why I'm not surprised certain people in this thread have a hard time comprehending that. I could care less if you buy 5 cases of BB but to post updates every 10 minutes and dangle it front of other BA's faces who didn't get any is a dickhead thing to do no matter how you want to try and justify it.

Not to mention, some of these same "BA's" are the exact same ones that bitched, moaned, whined and cried about Azzy when he posted his haul a year or two ago. Now the shoe is on the other foot and they "won" so they conveniently forget that they were making the same f'in points I've been making this entire thread but now I'm the asshole. I'm pretty sure your boy Chow was one of them but it doesnt apply to him when he gets his.

As stated earlier, the one positive thing this thread brought was identifying who the selfish arrogant douches are. No surprises really. I know I've said I don't take most of this BS personal but a few made it personal...I'll leave it at that. Now you guys can go back to stroking each other and showing other BA's in your city why they can't get certain beers. #Winning

 

So Cherries of Fire should make it to San Antonio in keg format in upcoming weeks. You know, San Antonio where people knife each other over drugs, not beer. Packaged stuff arrives in October...the beer, not drugs.

#befriendly

 

What else did anyone expect from a thread entitled "Houston, start your engines"?

 

Whatever dude. You called someone out on their "join date," you win the internet. If posting a pic of your haul is shoving it in other peoples' faces, you should go in the haul pic thread and bitch at everyone who posts.

And i didn't go looking for these beers until after 5pm yesterday, and i still found some, bought only one, and shared it with four other people. No waiting in line since 9am, no crying about people buying cases. Either you've got bad karma, or you're just plain doing it wrong. But whatever. I'm done with this stupid thread. I just wish i knew what you looked like so i can make sure you're the one person in houston i don't share shit with. And ask anyone, i always do. I opened and shared over 50 personal bottles this past weekend, including a new bottle of utopias that was empty in less than ten minutes. Most of it with complete strangers. If that makes me a douche, and calling people out on the interwebz about buying beer and their JOIN DATE (really bro?), then fuck it, I'm a douche.

I'm done. This thread is worse than some of the nonsensical ones in the general forum. That's saying A LOT.

PS, ill open another 15 tonight. Fat Bao. Probably around 8 after im done at the sugarland saucer. Anyone can come. except that guy. Dead serious.

 

Engines?

 

Wowzas... Kinda feel like I initiated this. My bad guys.

Where are the thread locking moderators when you need them... Quick everyone post a bunch of memes and send this thread to the grave where it should be!

 

Cars have them, they move you around Houston to chase beer "bro".

 

It was nice meeting everyone yesterday. All my fellow inconsiderate hoarders. Nice people.

 

I forget who it was yesterday, i think it was eddie at petrol, that said someone traded a parabola for two plinys and was thrilled. Good for you I have an extra one in the fridge, you can have it. Message me. I will most likely be at the saucer or hay merchant today and tomorrow.

 

Happy almost 1 year anniversary Azzy!

Too much time on my hands but pretty funny how Lutter is now one of Matt's higgest supporters...half way down. Pot meet kettle. Even more funny how I actually "liked" that post and at one time we agreed with each other, lol.

http://beeradvocate.com/community/threads/jester-king-sightings.28057/page-9

Oh, but its not over keep reading what other people say

http://beeradvocate.com/community/threads/jester-king-sightings.28057/page-10

For anyone who forgot, keep reading the next few pages. Lots of familiar names making the same points I do and hardly one person supports Azzy. Today its another story. I think this guy summed it up pretty well

Azzy said: ↑
Well I actually bought them all for people who already had a trade set up for me. Im keeping 2 for myself. If anyone can't find any id gladly sell them a bottle for what I got em for. $10 for Bonnie and $20 for Whiskey. And I did buy it all in one store. And I have been giving updates of where it can be found. I haven't bought anymore.

How about instead of having people seek you out and make you look like a hero for getting them a limited release beer, you just leave some on the goddamn shelf like everybody else?
JohnB87, Aug 21, 2012 Report#431LikeReply

 

the butthurt is strong in here.

 

That was me and the main reason for my post. Still super stoked about those babies sitting in my fridge at home!

 

I hope my haul doesn't offend anyone

 

If you noticed I amended what I meant by the join date. In reference to your first post, I didn't think this was supposed to be a haul thread. I thought it was supposed to be a beneficial thread to help each other find beer (which it partially was) NOT to flaunt your beers to all those who didn't get any. If this was a haul thread I wouldn't have said anything.

You keep bringing up how many beers you share with people. Congratulations! I never accused you of anything so I don't know why you feel the need to remind me how generous you are by specifying which beers you open and who you share them with. I also don't know why you think I care about the beer itself. I don't live in Houston and I'm not "butthurt" over not getting any beer. I've said that 1,000 f'in times already.

I agreed with a lot of your first post but you showed how awesome you are with your comment referring to buying all the BCBS and posting it "because you can" and "because seeing people get butthurt over beer amuses me". Yeah dude, thats pretty cool. Pissing people off on purpose by bragging how much you got and they didn't. But hey, its all good, because you'll share it with complete strangers (novel concept there).


I'm not hard to recognize me and many people know what I look like so feel free not to share any bottles with me, I could care less, the feeling is now mutual. And if I can ask one favor of you, if and when you see me walk the other way.

 

Why oh why do I always open these damn Houston threads without popcorn handy?

 

complete with neckbeard

 

Every single one of you is doing it wrong.

 

Why did this need to happen to this thread...