Hunahpu + for BCBVS

If you think this thread is full of homerism, you haven't been reading this site very long.

(I should edit this to say that I mean that there's plenty more homerism to go around)

 

Here are some of my favorite Homerisms (since this thread is clearly not going to get any better):

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

This gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such

 

I thought you said half a drop.

 

Haha. I've since refined my methods from when we spoke. The 1/2 "drop" I was referring to at that time is equivalent to the 4-6 drops now. 3 wasn't quite enough, 6 was too much (for me). I made my drops considerably smaller due to the failures of the past. If only I knew someone in chemistry who could get me a better instrument of measurement....

 

I can't wait to try this.......sage advice once again from MordorMongo. Your posts are like reading a Dear Abby column, only for beer...............stay thirsty my friend.

 

How big is the drop? Volume or mass is fine. Imitation, real, or double vanilla extract?

Mexican or Madagascar vanilla bean? Wait, you know I prefer to drink alone...that's 4 x 12 oz of "Vanilla" BCBS in one hour!

 

Or the instant chocolate milk method: just put half a bean in your mouth, take swigs of BourCount, and swish it around your mouth until desired vanilla flavor is achieved before the gulp.

 

Maybe some almond extract in there too. Bake a batch of cookies in your beer.

 

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Hey bro why not. Anything is worth a shot. Beer cookies are delicious and so soft. YUM