Ignorant Beer Menu Descriptions

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  1. PDawson

    PDawson Initiate (0) Mar 27, 2013 Colorado
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    deleting old photos off my phone and came across this gem from a bar in Chi-town.

    Apparently Miller Fortune is, "brewed with cascade hops to give it a bourbon-like flavor; resting somewhere between a craft beer and a light lager"

    I love these, but never seem to remember to write them down. Anybody got any others?[​IMG]
     
  2. StoutSnob40

    StoutSnob40 Grand Pooh-Bah (4,539) Jan 4, 2013 California
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    Well, that's pretty much the stupidest thing I've ever read.
     
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  3. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    Boonesborough Indian Pale Ale was brewed in Philadelphia between 1790-1700.2. It was a highly hopped ale, so that it would age well, to be sent distances to soldiers on the frontier.
     
  4. raffels

    raffels Initiate (0) Dec 12, 2009 West Virginia

    I think you're confusing that with the Indian Pale Ale that was brewed for the first Thanksgiving.
     
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  5. Beef_Curtains

    Beef_Curtains Initiate (0) Oct 14, 2013 Ohio

    I've never seen a dumb description like that, but I see style and abv listings on menus get messed up in dumb ways fairly often. (a bock listed as an "ipa", etc.)
     
  6. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    Damn, I always do that!
     
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  7. mmmbeerNY

    mmmbeerNY Maven (1,357) Mar 5, 2014 New York

    that's awesome

    also love "the best selling alcoholic drink in Ireland" why describe the beer when you can just say its the go to way to get drunk in Ireland
     
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  8. MostlyNorwegian

    MostlyNorwegian Pooh-Bah (2,024) Feb 5, 2013 Illinois
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    You didn't do Chicago right by going to a place which served anything on that list.
     
  9. PA-Michigander

    PA-Michigander Grand Pooh-Bah (3,372) Nov 10, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    Not a style representation mistake but my eye caught this the other night:

    [​IMG]
     
  10. jesskidden

    jesskidden Grand Pooh-Bah (3,133) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    Several years back, this was the description for Pilsner Urquell on the website of the once well-respected beer bar at The Old Bay Restaurant in New Brunswick, NJ - written, obviously, long after both the split of the Czech Republic and Slovakia, and Old Bay and their "Beer Guy". The replacement beer guy at the time - not quite so up on brewing history...:rolling_eyes:

    The website* for a Jersey City liquor store called Broadway Liquors once noted that they sold these "beers":

    Bass L
    Magic Cat
    Whole Garden
    Hearts
    as well as:
    Heniken
    Guiness
    Peronni

    (note they gave Guinness' second "n' to the Italian beer...:grinning:)​

    *Always sorry I didn't so a screenshot of it, because it was quite a fun little "How many mistakes can you find?" puzzle. Gotta say those first four out loud to figure them out.

    I assume that the store owner told their web site designer (probably not a beer drinker) the brand names over the phone...
     
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  11. SaisonRichBiere

    SaisonRichBiere Pooh-Bah (2,021) Mar 23, 2011 Michigan
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    Great photo!

    I love how they add the local source on the menu by the macros... And that Heineken description just makes me want to jump on that bandwagon and be proud that I helped contribute to their massive production volume. Something about knowing their 2007 production statistic (in liters) would definitely sway my palate if I couldn't make up my mind between gold medal winners, and that mysterious bourbony cascade hop.... And the Irish, they're all such raging drunks over there, that if it's the best selling alcohol on the isle, it's gotta be good!

    i can imagine this bar being the lamest place on earth.
     
  12. 5thOhio

    5thOhio Initiate (0) May 13, 2007 South Carolina

    Was entering a restaurant in beautiful downtown Asheville (aka the beer mecca of the East) and saw a placard proudly stating they served Guinness, "the original Imperial Stout."
     
  13. Donco

    Donco Pooh-Bah (1,627) Aug 12, 2013 Pennsylvania
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    Calling John Oliver.......:rolling_eyes:
     
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