Inappropriate beers you've pounded?

Stone Farking Wheaton W00tStout. Had it last night to close the session but unfortunately between the beers previously drank, the knowledge we where getting a ride and the hot little betty whose number I was trying to get, I did not pay attention anywhere near as close as I should have. I remember the strong dark fruit esthers but that's about it. In my defense, I did get her number and I will be back tomorrow to take proper notes on the beer. Good Times!

 

Dragon's Milk. Had a few random ones before that, and drank it way too fast. It reappeared hours later. Cannot drink it anymore.

 

Dude, that's hardcore.

Both times I've tried that beer I've been hammered, but it was still pretty good. Need to try it sober or only slightly buzzed.

 

Chugged 'bout half a Korbinian last weekend walking out to the cab. Had gut rot for a few minutes.

 

I bought a bottle of this to split with a roommate who used to be into craft beer but over the past year has become a High Life/Natty Boh drinker. He took one sip and said "Can't do it, all yours". So I drank the entire bottle.

 

A friend of mine recently shotgunned a Heady Topper. That was something else. It wasn't without consequences however.

 

I had to slam a whole 22oz of Moylan's Triple Hopsicle because of a bet l made with my brother (It turns out he DID see "The Simpson's" movie with me and my friends.). This was the first beer I had had in 3 months. This also wasn't without consequence.

 

Each time I put Brewdog's Tokio on draft at my restaurant I do a car bomb with it. Delicious!

 

Founders Nemesis 10 in the parking lot before a Giants game. I said "no" but apparently my dad said "yes."

Also Heady Topper and Dales Pale but thats not too inappropriate.

 

Drank a bottle of Stone RIS Espresso with my buddy after we'd had too many already. Made getting out of Tanglewood hard that day.

 

I did the same thing, on top of the Anise version. The same night i downed the rest of a very expensive Lagavulin (2002 12-Year). It was my birthday though, so theres that.