Inappropriate beers you've pounded?

Sink the Bismark – chugged.

Would do it again if I got another free bottle – not a fan of the taste but goes down really smoothly.

Also drank about 3 litres of Fou’ Foune sometime after the 2012 release. Wish I had drank more. Phenomenal batch, to bad that it didn’t taste half as good 2 months later. 2012 is no longer worth drinking compared to what it was fresh.

& many others

 

Shotgunnig HT and Surly Abrasive. YES PLEASE!

 

Just messing with ya. The only person I know that still has a phone book is my 83 year old grandmother so your post made me chuckle.

 

I pounded a Blonde Behemoth. Man that sounds dirty

 

I had to chug a fresh Bigfoot once. It was a leisurely night with the girl I was dating at the time, but she got a call from her dorm director (girlfriend was an RA on campus) to remind her of her night shift duty. She wanted to hang out for the remainder of the night, so I had no choice but to polish off the beer. I had been sipping on it for about an hour.

I could have drunk a pine resin/grapefruit marinade and gotten the same effect. It was rough.

 

I once chugged 3lagunitas sucks...that was a good night

 

I pounded two SN Torpedos, then tried to skateboard. Slow motion ollie craziness that my friends still re-enact for me. I don't remember doing it, just woke up with my knee hurting and a cut on my chin.

 

Beers consumed in roughly 30 minutes or less (at different times):

BCBCS
Sucaba (twice)
Parabola (twice)
Uncle Jacobs Stout (several)
Rumpkin
Maharaja (several)

Beers consumed in roughly an hour (at different times):

Black Tuesday (twice)
Chocolate Rain
Fantastic Voyage

 

Was tailgating outside The Ballpark in Arlington about a month ago with a sixer of Torpedo and Summerset. We lost track of time and once we realized the game had already started, me and my friend downed to remaining bottles.

 

11/2 bottles of La Fin Du Monde(25 oz. bottles) before I realized I was a mess.I was in a hotel at a bar could not find my room.I was blind stewed to the gills.

 

The 1and 1/2 bottles of La fin in 15 min.

 

Not as impressive as these, but...

A campus bar had a keg of Zombie Dust on a random Tuesday. Went with a buddy to have a few pints, but the keg was going fast, so I ordered three, finished them in about 15 minutes, then went to the other campus bars....needless to say, my 8am Wednesday class was a little rough.

 

Watched a guy at hunahpu day this year shotgun a heady topper. Wherever you are, you asshole, congratulations! Thanks for sharing! It was a real fun time.

 

Wife was working the overnight shift at the hospital, so I was going to pick up dinner for the team and bring it in to eat with them. The restaurant is located in a pretty lively area, so I left the happy hour I was at with my friends and headed down to the area with the restaurant early to grab a beer while I waited to hear what time the food would be ready.

Right as the bartender brings me a full pour of Odell Tree Shaker IIPA (9.7%), my phone buzzes with the pickup time, which is in 5 minutes. Well, it was chug the beer or eat cold Indian food, so pretty much a no-brainer. Down the hatch. Luckily, in spite of the high ABV, the peach element to Tree Shaker made it easy drinking.

I still can't decide if the best part was the sideways looks I got from the people at the bar as I proceeded to drink my beer like Charlie eating his first Wonka bar or my attempt to appear not-sloshed while I ate dinner with my wife and her coworkers.

 

I beer bonged a 40 of steel reserve in college. I majored in drinking bad beer.

 

Cranked a Golden Monkey at a bar on halloween once, ruined my night. Always respect the Golden Monkey.

 

There's been too many due to holding cabs...Southern Tier Choklat, Troegs Nugget Nectar are two of the worse ones. Worst of all though, Three Floyd's Dreagnaught. I have only been able to attain one bottle since that horrific incident.

 

was at the bottle shop on a warm summer night. I like Southern Tier Mokah and saw Creme Brulee on the tap list and thought it would be a good idea to order it (super bad idea bcuz of the heat). Got a call 2 minutes later from my wife that she locked her self out of the house and needed me back ASAP. Ended up pounding the Creme Brulee which was one of the worst experiences/decisions ever. almost threw up on the way home.

 

A few weeks back I was planning on meeting a friend after the Sox game. I just got home and decided to open up a Devil Dancer. I popped the top and about a minute later get a text that they're leaving. The bottle was empty 2 minutes later. Went down pretty tough. On more than one occasion while drinking it I thought it was coming back up.

Not beer related, but I was at a really shitty Chinese (that had been rumored to have a prostitution ring in the basement) restaurant a few years back right around the evening commute. All of a sudden a bartender puts a drink down (looked like a G&T or something similar) at the empty table next to us. The light at the intersection turns red and a guy pulls off to the side of the road. He comes in, pounds the drink, leaves some money, and then is back in his car before the light turns green. It was perplexing and impressive

 

I have a friend who just recently got into craft beer. he guzzles everything. 8,9, or 10 %. its gone in under 5 minutes. I politely talked to him about maybe trying to enjoy the beer or to think about it and actually taste the beer before he inhales it. no dice. now he beer trades, finds whales and all sorts of crazy stuff and still inhales them. frustrating. Sure I've been rushed out the door and had to slam my beer but it's not often. As Stone brewing says: "Enjoy (by)"