IPAs Are Giving You Man Boobs

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  1. HorseheadsHophead

    HorseheadsHophead Poo-Bah (1,744) Sep 15, 2014 New York

    No man boobs here, just a developing beer gut. :flushed:
     
  2. bostonwolf

    bostonwolf Initiate (153) Jan 20, 2015 Massachusetts

    Worth it
     
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  3. BeerBob

    BeerBob Savant (914) May 30, 2002 Nebraska
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    Man Milk Stout?
     
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  4. DoubleJ

    DoubleJ Poo-Bah (5,485) Oct 13, 2007 Wisconsin

    Lots of half-assed studies come out every year that attempt to grab headlines. I remember one said that 100% of American would be overweight by 2030. Glad to see that other users are not fooled by this sensationalism.

    On second thought, why don't brewers rename their IPA's as pale ales? Problem solved.
     
  5. MortarPestle

    MortarPestle Zealot (527) Dec 7, 2008 Indiana
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    Some men may have elevated estrogen levels due to certain medications and/or a hereditary difficulty metabolising estrogen resulting in such issues as "man boobs", small penis size, and erectile dysfunction. Although it is unlikely that drinking IPA's alone will produce "man boobs" if you already have high estrogen levels the phytoestrogens in hops could make these symptoms worse. First, have your estrogen levels checked at your next doctor's appointment if they are high there are prescription medications and nutritional supplements that might be helpful in lowering your levels. Also, if you already have high estrogen levels, be careful about using testosterone without addressing the estrogen issue or you could cause your estrogen levels to climb even higher.
     
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  6. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Poo-Bah (1,620) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    Not only that, but alcohol (in high consumption) also contributes to more production of Estrogen. That's why when you see your homie that's had "Too Much" goes through the phases of wanting to fight...then crying like a women.
     
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  7. 31Sam13

    31Sam13 Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2014 New Hampshire

    Should I wear pants?...
     
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  8. Donco

    Donco Devotee (455) Aug 12, 2013 Pennsylvania

    That's why I stick to stouts...I have enough problems. :wink:
     
  9. Wolfhead

    Wolfhead Initiate (181) Sep 1, 2009 Illinois

    First off I believe they're properly referred to as "Moobs"
    Secondly, WTF did I just read? Making beer with weeds for "Medicinal purposes"?
    RDWAHAHB maybe with a little green medicine on the side
     
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  10. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Zealot (506) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
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    Someone needs to make a "B!tch T!ts IPA", stat
     
  11. twb0392

    twb0392 Initiate (0) Aug 1, 2014 Wisconsin

    Get your priorities straight.
     
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  12. Boca-X

    Boca-X Zealot (529) Jan 21, 2014 Missouri

    For every downside there is an upside...every wrong, a right...negative, positive...

    Bring on the HOPS!

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  13. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Defender (616) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana

    thank god, i thought i might actually have to talk to a woman.
     
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  14. HeavyDandtheGirls

    HeavyDandtheGirls Aspirant (208) Mar 7, 2014 Massachusetts

    Will these IPA's enhance my wife's boobs?
     
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  15. Tripel_Threat

    Tripel_Threat Poo-Bah (2,625) Jun 29, 2014 Michigan
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    My mother in law gave my wife that advice after our first was born. Stouts and ice cream. My wife was breastfeeding and I was putting on weight.
     
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  16. RockAZ

    RockAZ Disciple (338) Jan 6, 2009 Arizona

    Awesome, thanks for that quote!

    'I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
    But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease'
     
  17. DraftDaddy

    DraftDaddy Aspirant (297) Jan 28, 2015 Illinois
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    Good. Now I have something to play with when my wife turns me down for being too drunk!
     
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  18. semibaked

    semibaked Zealot (588) Mar 27, 2007 Illinois

    This is true for me, I am now a full D cup.
     
  19. Hendry

    Hendry Crusader (781) Mar 8, 2013 Vermont

    Time for a mansiere, or is it a bro?
     
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  20. BeerBob

    BeerBob Savant (914) May 30, 2002 Nebraska
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    No..."Panty's"
     
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