IPAs Are Giving You Man Boobs

Discussion in 'Beer News' started by Westyn, Jun 18, 2015.

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  1. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    Well, someone should get all entreprenuerial and develop a discreet man-hop-bra.
     
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  2. Uconnelmo

    Uconnelmo Savant (1,157) Jan 2, 2015 Connecticut
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    I knew it... oo
     
  3. putonyourwalkingshoes

    putonyourwalkingshoes Pooh-Bah (1,574) Jul 31, 2013 California
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    I think overall weight gain is more of a contributor of the dreaded moobs than hops.
     
  4. dutesanch

    dutesanch Initiate (0) Apr 22, 2014 California

    So if you want to pump up your signifigant other's fun bags just push IPA's on her?
     
  5. timotao

    timotao Pundit (984) Sep 16, 2013 New York
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    i wonder if Meat Loaf drinks alot of IPAs
     
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  6. Yellolab2010

    Yellolab2010 Initiate (0) Jan 25, 2014 Pennsylvania

    I doubt it! She will probably be relieved not to have you bothering her like my wife will.
     
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  7. jooler

    jooler Savant (1,226) Dec 11, 2014 California
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    Drinking IPAs >>>> not having man boobs
     
  8. Chewy_Donisi

    Chewy_Donisi Initiate (0) Jan 18, 2015 Florida

    this is the greatest thing iv ever read on here
     
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  9. WillemHC

    WillemHC Zealot (604) Jun 21, 2013 Utah

    Makes me feel even better about my six week break from any form of alcohol.
     
  10. BeerBob

    BeerBob Initiate (0) May 30, 2002 Nebraska

    Victor's Secret?
     
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  11. Mehinaman

    Mehinaman Initiate (0) May 16, 2015 Washington
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    not so sure about that insomnia claim. I drink a lot of IPA and I still struggle with insomnia at times.
     
  12. SenorHops

    SenorHops Initiate (0) Aug 10, 2010 Rhode Island

    Awesome. I love boobs and beer!
     
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  13. loafinaround

    loafinaround Initiate (0) Jul 16, 2011 New York

    my massive girls better not be boy boobs... or else I've got more issues to contend with than I originally thought!

    What contributes to the formation of big knockers? Children. Definitely not DIPAs.

    Although if you drink 2 bombers a night, anything is possible. Could blame a pumpkin belly on pumpkin brews...
     
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  14. Mlkluther

    Mlkluther Initiate (0) Sep 22, 2014 Canada (AB)

    I run 10 KMs or more 4-5 times a week. It's the only way I know how to keep the weight under control. I'm not going to start eating and drinking less. So - I run.
     
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  15. GetTheYayo

    GetTheYayo Initiate (0) Aug 26, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Life's all about balance. You wanna drink a lot of beer (and I do) and maintain a physique? Be prepared to put in the work. It's that simple.
     
  16. WIED

    WIED Initiate (0) Jan 14, 2008 Montana

    If IPAs are wrong I don't want to be right. I know a lot of dudes my age who drink B M C are as afflicted.
     
  17. Kuaff

    Kuaff Initiate (0) Mar 31, 2013 Alaska

    Yay! Now I won't need to get those implants I always wanted.

    Hoo-ray for hops.
     
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  18. Beerds

    Beerds Initiate (0) May 13, 2015 Alabama

    . It's called a "bro" bro. Meet me in the billiard room with Frank and Kosmo
     
  19. Tripel_Threat

    Tripel_Threat Grand Pooh-Bah (4,302) Jun 29, 2014 Michigan
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    Soooooo, downside man-boobs, but upside no menopause?
    Glad I dodged that bullet!
     
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  20. mactrail

    mactrail Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,999) Mar 24, 2009 Washington
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    Other upside it helps your lactation. Which reminds me, how come no Milk Stout remarks here? I just had a Southern Tier Double Milk Stout...
     
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