ISO: Mikkeller Windy Hill / FT: Whalez, bro?

Hey! Sorry for the vague FT, it's just, there's a lovely lady in my life and her name is Windy Hill, and so I have to get her this beer come hell or high water lol! I am also searching for Deschutes Black Butte Porter. I have some various properly cellared brews I've been hanging on to in the event they'd land me a specific trade some day. '15 Westbrook Mexican Cake, '15 BCBS Coffee, '14 & '15 Bell's Expedition etc... if you're not looking for stuff like that I'm in the South East and can access beers from this region and whatever makes its way to me that doesn't make it to you. Thanks for your help with this, folks! Looking forward to it. Cheers!!