KEG THEFT!

Discussion in 'New England' started by radiantdesigner, May 17, 2012.

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  1. radiantdesigner

    radiantdesigner Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2012 New Hampshire

    I know (or at least home) most of you are all honest homebrewers. It has just come to my attention that there was a theft at Smuttynose brewery of about 31 kegs. I am sure these will find themselves at either a scrappers yard or for sale on craigslist. PLEASE WARN PEOPLE that these are stolen!

    I have a member of our home brew club who works at Smutty and they have been great to us, supplying yeast and info and really pushing people to homebrew.... Lets return the favor and try to help them out!

    The article can be found here http://portsmouth-nh.patch.com/articles/police-probe-theft-od
     
  2. FrankLloydMike

    FrankLloydMike Maven (1,308) Aug 16, 2006 Massachusetts

    I hope they throw the books at the creeps who did this.
     
  3. jbertsch

    jbertsch Pooh-Bah (2,874) Dec 14, 2008 Massachusetts
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    LAME. Hope they find them. I was just there for a tour/tasting last weekend and they were definitely a nice bunch of guys.
     
  4. charliedvrs

    charliedvrs Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2009 Massachusetts

    Hard to think a homebrewer would be using them if they're not soda kegs, which I doubt Smutty would be using. Will keep an eye and ear out though. Best of luck.
     
  5. Patrick

    Patrick Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2007 Massachusetts

    Homebrewers would use them for fermentation vessels or as mash/lauter tuns/boil kettles.
     
  6. anichols70

    anichols70 Initiate (0) Jun 15, 2010 New Hampshire

    Thanks for the heads up. Will keep an eye out.
     
  7. Berthold

    Berthold Initiate (0) Feb 11, 2009 New Hampshire

    Unwashed f*ckers!!! Will keep an eye out here too...
     
  8. radiantdesigner

    radiantdesigner Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2012 New Hampshire

    Thanks guys!

    Yeah I just bought a few to cut the top off and use it for a boil kettle and HLT, I paid more than I had to to make sure I got them from a legit source.
     
  9. charliedvrs

    charliedvrs Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2009 Massachusetts

    Sounds like something a THIEF would know!
     
  10. LostTraveler

    LostTraveler Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2011 Maine

    With a haul that big sounds like they will be sold for scrap. Did anyone contact metal yards about it?
     
  11. dasenebler

    dasenebler Initiate (0) Jan 26, 2008 Maine

    This is not cool. But most craft breweries are so relaxed and low-security that I could see them being prime targets for theft.

    Were the empty kegs being stored outside? I have a hard time believing someone actually broke into a brewery to steal kegs.
     
  12. jakeaustin

    jakeaustin Initiate (0) Dec 23, 2007 Maine


    Really hope you're joking
     
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  13. Patrick

    Patrick Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2007 Massachusetts

    I'm waiting for my BMs from Smutty about this.
     
  14. deanhead

    deanhead Savant (1,176) Sep 2, 2005 Vermont

    These kegs could also be used to hold beer. :wink:
     
  15. Jnorton00

    Jnorton00 Maven (1,338) Apr 13, 2007 Massachusetts

    So who wants to come check out my 31 tap home bar?
     
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  16. kleo

    kleo Initiate (0) Apr 27, 2009 Massachusetts

    I think it was the SCA. They got wrecked on mead and decided to raid a beer brewery for raw armor materials. Advise smutty to look for ladders made of period-equivalent materials and catapult debris.
     
  17. erik13

    erik13 Initiate (0) Mar 29, 2011 Massachusetts

    This actually happens quite a lot. Bars and restaurants that leave empties outside have them stolen all the time.
     
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