Kölsch: Öh, You’ll Have Another

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  1. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    And, BTW, they also brew a great Kölsch (keeping to topic :wink:). None of this weird, "innovative" stuff labeled as Kölsch.
     
  2. LeRose

    LeRose Grand Pooh-Bah (4,423) Nov 24, 2011 Massachusetts
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    Their Kolsch isn't too shabby, either! Best of both, perhaps?
     
  3. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Pooh-Bah (2,341) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    I wish we had that kind of service in this country!
     
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  4. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Pooh-Bah (2,341) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    To me they are both great beers when done properly.
    I would give my left reproductive organ to drink them in the homeland.
    That is, if you can drag me away from the Salvator.
     
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  5. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    Unfortunately I was unable to attend Traditional Kölsch Service Night at Workhorse Brewery a few weeks ago:

    “Traditional Kölsch Service Night

    8/10/2022 3:00 pm - 8/10/2022 9:00 pm

    Want another beer? Say Less!

    We will be serving our new Kölsch, Say Less, in traditional fashion using a small, .2L stange glass. When your glass is empty, please stay seated and our staff will replace it with a full one as well as leaving a mark on your coaster to keep track of your tab. Once you’ve had your fill, place your coaster on top of your glass to signal to the team that you’re all done! Each .2L stange glass will be $3!”

    https://www.workhorsebrewing.com/events/traditional-kolsch-service-night

    That would have been a fun thing to do.

    Prost!
     
  6. jageraholic

    jageraholic Pooh-Bah (1,632) Sep 16, 2009 Massachusetts
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    Not a style, just a beer loved in Baltimore but not served in DC
     
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  7. AlcahueteJ

    AlcahueteJ Grand Pooh-Bah (3,242) Dec 4, 2004 Massachusetts
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    Notch does this too. I was lucky enough to attend one last December. It's pretty fun!
     
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  8. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Pooh-Bah (2,341) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    That sounds like an Über ride home.
     
  9. crazyspicychef

    crazyspicychef Pooh-Bah (2,341) Sep 27, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    Sounds like one helluva great time!
     
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  10. AlcahueteJ

    AlcahueteJ Grand Pooh-Bah (3,242) Dec 4, 2004 Massachusetts
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    Well, I did in fact Uber home. But I wasn’t really all that drunk.

    While they keep serving you more, it’s just 0.2 L (~7 oz.) glasses of beer at 4.5% ABV.
     
  11. thebeers

    thebeers Grand Pooh-Bah (5,837) Sep 10, 2014 Pennsylvania
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    @Snowcrash000, @JackHorzempa or others — are you able to comment / expand on the supposed “puckish” nature of köbes waiters (mentioned in passing in the article)?
     
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  12. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    @Snowcrash000 is the person to answer your question.

    Cheers!
     
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  13. Snowcrash000

    Snowcrash000 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,041) Oct 4, 2017 Germany
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    That cliché about the Köbesse definitely exists, but it's really more about them being persons of authority that you are not supposed to fuck with and that are more obliged to the customs of the brewery than the customer. They are supposed to be curt and witty but while a good Köbes will present this in a charming manner, a bad one is just going to come across as an asshole.

    I'm also not sure how alive this tradition really is anymore, it's obviously going to vary a lot from place to place and from person to person.
     
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  14. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    So "puckish" (playful, especially in a mischievous way), probably isn't the proper definition for the Köbesee? :grin:

    (FWIW -- it's not a term I'd use for the Schneiderhaus Fräuleins either. :wink:)
     
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  15. thebeers

    thebeers Grand Pooh-Bah (5,837) Sep 10, 2014 Pennsylvania
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    Very interesting, thanks. A lot of Americans expect emotional labor from their servers, but I’m from a region that tends to prefer brusque-to-surly competence. Puckishness sounds like it could be a fun change of pace — if I were on vacation, particularly if drunk. Not sure if I’d enjoy it on the regular. :beers:
     
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  16. Smakawhat

    Smakawhat Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,191) Mar 18, 2008 Maryland
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    I am enjoying some Von Trapp kolsch right now actually.

    I really like both Alt and Kolsch and the beer culture that both cities offer, I think it's a great contrast.

    I kind of like the idea also that it in a way "physically" forces you out of your comfort zone to try new things if you want. I am not so sure if that's how it is from a German perspective, in fact I would say in my opinion culturally and beer culturally it isn't. That's not necessarily a bad thing either.
     
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  17. rocdoc1

    rocdoc1 Savant (1,215) Jan 13, 2006 New Mexico

    We spent an afternoon pub crawling in Koln drinking Kolsch, then took the train to Dusseldorf and spent the evening drinking alt. I love the Kolsch, but the alt will always be my favorite
     
  18. jonphisher

    jonphisher Grand Pooh-Bah (3,850) Aug 9, 2015 New Jersey
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    Funny…I’m drinking an alt now post incoming for NBW :beers:

    I really hope we can take a family trip to Germany in the future. I would love to experience it firsthand.
     
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  19. Rug

    Rug Grand Pooh-Bah (3,454) Aug 20, 2018 Massachusetts
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    Their Kölsch is just straight up awesome. Nothing like pounding a few of those fresh at the brewery
     
  20. rocdoc1

    rocdoc1 Savant (1,215) Jan 13, 2006 New Mexico

    This is the site we've used to travel through Germany-we would stay 3 nights in one place, then pack up and head 3 or 4 hours down the road to another brewery/guesthouse. Each one has a bathroom in the room(seems normal to an American but it's not necessarily over there), most have excellent restaurants and they all have excellent beer.

    https://www.braugasthoefe.de/en/
     
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