Last second Members Only ticket available

I had an unfortunate last second cancellation on the Saturday Members Only session. I don't want to deal with the scalper situation downtown so I figured I'd reach out here. Yes, I know my mailbox is likely to blow up. However, I want to do my best to make sure the ticket goes to someone who is going to enjoy it.

Face value, so $58 or whatever it was with the fees. First person who can beermail me a halfway intelligent response with their phone number, the means to meet up near the Convention Center tomorrow around 11, and a handful of $58 in something other than single dollar bills (La Boheme, anyone?) gets to say hi to me and buy the ticket.

I promise I'm not as much of a dick as I sound like here. It's late on GABF-eve for me and the natives are getting restless.

PS This isn't an auction. If you offer more than $58 then you're out of luck.
PPS FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!

 

Sold, thanks!