Lies BAs say

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by ediaz, Aug 17, 2012.

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  1. Archemedies

    Archemedies Initiate (0) Dec 8, 2011 Massachusetts

    Just one more beer...
     
  2. wittyname

    wittyname Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2012 North Carolina

    "I spend the same on beer as you do on shoes."
     
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  3. Bay01

    Bay01 Initiate (0) Nov 19, 2008 Illinois

    "three floyds is charging how much for that? Im not buying anymore of their beer"
     
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  4. match1112

    match1112 Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2011 Illinois

     
  5. ChefBergo

    ChefBergo Initiate (0) Nov 9, 2011 Illinois

    "Shipping beer doesn't cost as much as you might think..."
     
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  6. rodlavers

    rodlavers Initiate (0) Jun 20, 2012 Maryland

    "Rogue Dead Guy is my favorite beer"
     
  7. RochesterAaron

    RochesterAaron Initiate (0) May 24, 2007 New York

    I've pulled the "it must be a gift" line. FedEx you've just got to get the box here before 5. Is that so much to ask?
     
  8. GennyCreamAle

    GennyCreamAle Initiate (0) Feb 25, 2009 New York

    "Yes Honey, I did stop trading, but this guy owed me a box"...thank god for my Fedex account and secret credit card
     
  9. Zimbo

    Zimbo Pooh-Bah (2,305) Aug 7, 2010 Scotland
    Pooh-Bah

    I don't need to travel to drink the world's best beers.
    ABV doesn't matter.
    The Top 100 UK Beer list is representational of the best Britain has to offer.
    The quality of Irish beer warrants a trip to the Emerald Island.
     
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  10. Levitation

    Levitation Initiate (0) Aug 7, 2009 California

    "beer improves with age and my palate is able to tell the difference."
    "i can honestly taste the difference between different bourbon barrels in various vintages of bcbs."
    "i don't enjoy levitation's posts, and he is not the most popular ba."
    "hipsters, particularly backfat, are enjoyable company."
    "t25 will sell out immediately and will be rare. you should get in line 3 days early."
     
  11. SunDevilBeer

    SunDevilBeer Pooh-Bah (1,945) May 9, 2003 Massachusetts
    Pooh-Bah

    Barrell aging and cork & cage packaging proves a beer's quality. You should pay top dollar for these beers without question, especially if they are local & new.
     
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  12. rjvaudreuil

    rjvaudreuil Initiate (0) Oct 21, 2010 Minnesota

    When discussing beer with a non BA. "ya man, Leinenkugel's is a pretty good craft brewery."
     
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  13. Noelito76

    Noelito76 Pooh-Bah (2,282) Oct 30, 2004 New York
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Hmmm, I always find myself telling Ani the same thing: "Nena, it's just a hobby."
     
  14. VncentLIFE

    VncentLIFE Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2011 North Carolina

    heatwave33 is the king of this.
     
  15. ElGallo

    ElGallo Pooh-Bah (2,407) Sep 26, 2009 New Hampshire
    Pooh-Bah

    Ooh, I would love to share that bottle with you dude, but I don't think you would really like it. It's kinda sour. I'm not even sure why I bought it. How 'bout a Guinness?
     
  16. Vonstein15

    Vonstein15 Initiate (0) Jan 15, 2010 Ohio

    i have had 6 beers tonight but I only avg 3-4 for the week
     
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  17. CerealKillerKP

    CerealKillerKP Zealot (514) May 24, 2009 Kentucky

    "The Bros banned me for something I said in a beer mail."
     
  18. gpawned

    gpawned Initiate (0) Jun 5, 2012 Illinois

    "No way...Sweet Evil doesn't taste or smell like Chef Boyardee Spaghetti O's!"

    I dare you to try it (again) and disagree.
     
  19. IHyphySF

    IHyphySF Initiate (0) Nov 21, 2011 California

    Me: I need a beer
    GF: Drink the beer you got in your cellar
    Me:Saving those for ______
    GF:You got 100+ bottles just drink some
    Me:Brb going out to get a 6 pack (leave before she has a response)
     
  20. EastHarris

    EastHarris Devotee (347) Jan 9, 2012 Pennsylvania

    "hints of lemongrass, pound cake, and honey dew rind"
     
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