LIF: Not Enough Time on BA

I'm not eligible for the prize as my sons are now men.
I used to have to drive my oldest around in the car seat when he was young just to get him to fall asleep. This went on from the time he was about 4 months until he was 18-19 months. Having him spend a whole lot of time in the car with me I guess he picked a few things up.
One day when he was just about 2 he's in the car seat with my mother seated next to him. I'm behind a car at a red light and when the light turns green the car in front of me doesn't move. I gently tap the horn and from the backseat in a baby voice I hear "fuckin' assho". My mother was completely shocked and wanted to know "where he picked that up from?" I was embarrassed and proud at the same time.
After we dropped my mom off I randomly honked the horn a few times to get the same Pavlov response of "fuckin assho" each time.
The next time my wife was in the car with us I showed her his response to honking the horn and she wasn't very happy with me...
women!

 

I'm just going to post this picture of my 2 year old

 

your trying to build up her muscles aren't you. The sad thing is the next picture in the sequence, her chasing the family dog/cat with it.

 

Wow, that's awesome and very generous of you, thanks. Abby's getting ice cream tonight and I may have to add on to the JW Lees I have set aside for her 21st! Thanks again and good luck with the Great Kate Chase; I'll post my haul/picture as soon as I get the box.

 

Holy LIF! I've been fortunate enough to receive a few very nice LIF boxes in my time, but this one takes the cake! What I really like about this box is that it isn't just a bunch of great beers he threw together, but each one represents him in some way, while managing to hit several wants and some of my favorite styles. The haul:

New Glarus thumbprint Barleywine
Leinenkugels Big Eddy
Central Waters Bourbon Barrel Stout 2011 - WANT
Goose Island Bourbon County Stout 2011 - WANT
Three Floyds Arctic Panzer Wolf
Boulevard Harvest Dancer
4x Half Acre Daisy Cutter
Three Floyds Brian Boru
Three Floyds Behemoth 2012
New Glarus Road Slush
Founders KBS 2012
Founders Imperial Stout – WANT (Added probably 3 hours before box arrived, haha)
Founders Breakfast Stout
Three Floyds Zombie Dust* - WANT

Guinness tasting glass
Pliny the Elder hoodie !!!

*Not pictured because it broke in-transit.Seriously, this thing must have been tossed by someone.The bottom corner of the box was dented and ever so slightly damp, but otherwise I had no indication of breakage.Thanks to the amazing packing job (bubble wrap, zip lock bag and fedex padded envelope), all of the glass shards and 99% of the liquid was contained.This is a prime example of why you should pack a box well – even in the unlikely event that a bottle breaks, you can still avoid delivery exceptions or collateral damage inside the box.

Fantastic job all around Joe, thank you so much!

 

Now let's see how many I can get right...