Longest time to drink a beer

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  1. Fasnic

    Fasnic Initiate (0) Jan 25, 2011 Ohio

    If it's something I really am enjoying, it can take me 2 - 3hrs depending on the size. A good high abv 12oz, can last me about 1.5hrs. I'm sure a bomber can last me well over 3hrs. I take my time, just like I do with good coffee, wine, or scotch. I enjoy the taste, and can enjoy the sip for easily 10 minutes before wanting another.
     
  2. rather

    rather Initiate (0) May 31, 2013 California

    a couple hours to take down Molotov cocktail wayyy sweet
     
  3. rocdoc1

    rocdoc1 Maven (1,265) Jan 13, 2006 New Mexico
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    I almost never drink a beer in less than 30 minutes. I love drinking Trappist ales while I do dishes, so a Rochefort 10 or Chimay Blue (small bottle)may take an hour or more to finish. Part of that time is letting the beer warm up a little.
    The longest I think I ever took was a 2009 Abyss-I probably spent 3 hours choking that gut rot down.
     
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  4. BrownAleBollocks

    BrownAleBollocks Initiate (0) Nov 18, 2014 Kansas

    I usually try to take an hour for a beer if it is 8% or higher, although I play with those numbers at times, definitely anything 10 and above. I think my longest was 2.5 to 3 hours on a bomber of Lakefront imperial pumpkin while watching hocus pocus last fall.
     
  5. TonyLema1

    TonyLema1 Pooh-Bah (2,890) Nov 19, 2008 South Carolina
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    1-1.5 hours for a bomber of a high ABV RIS or Quad
     
  6. bostonwolf

    bostonwolf Zealot (656) Jan 20, 2015 Massachusetts

    I ordered a Bruery Oude Tart with a tasting menu dinner at #9 Park, a very nice French restaurant in Boston. Took at least two hours to finish, but they brought a champagne bucket to the table to keep it cold for me.
     
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  7. sbh50

    sbh50 Crusader (428) Feb 6, 2015 Ohio
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    Right around an hour for a bomber of Victory At Sea and a 750ml of Lolita. I didn't enjoy either. Struggled through both.

    I'm a quick drinker when it comes to beer I like. Usually less than 40 minutes.
     
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  8. eppie82

    eppie82 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,377) Apr 19, 2015 Illinois
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    I ordered this on a business trip just last week, and was suddenly told that we had to leave in 15 minutes by one of my colleagues. I took the bomber down in those 15 minutes, but I could've easily stretched it over an hour.

    Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA is tops for me though. That thing took me about 2 hours to finish. It was fresh, and it just tasted very boozey.
     
  9. HopVol

    HopVol Initiate (0) Mar 31, 2015 Tennessee

    I think some of you are joking. I cant see taking more than an hour to drink any beer. The last Bigfoot Barleywine I drank probably took 30-45 minutes. Sometimes I need to do a better job of pacing myself but damn. Do any of you put a nipple on the bottle, lol?
     
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  10. plutoniumpete

    plutoniumpete Initiate (0) Oct 21, 2008 New Jersey

    Drove 9 hours from Philly to CBus last night and polished off a 2014 BCBS in about 15 minutes after I unpacked the car and ate a burrito.
     
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  11. analcest

    analcest Initiate (0) Jan 6, 2015 Texas

    I drank a 4 pack of ten fidy in 2 hours one time. I got shit faced.
    Oh longest? An hour to drink mephistopheles. But I was brewing also.
     
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  12. Masters

    Masters Savant (1,217) Mar 7, 2014 Massachusetts


    Me and a buddy polished it off in a weekend :confused:

    Glad I didn't pay for it haha
     
  13. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Pooh-Bah (2,681) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
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    Last one I can remember was a pint of the Serrano infused Green Flash Double Stout... served on nitro... at the Birch. So good, but so dang hot. Took a little over an hour.
     
  14. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    Curry is my favorite out-of-the-woodwork poster by far.
     
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  15. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    My son and I had a Jack's Abbey Framingham Framinghammer B-A Baltic Porter on Saturday night and it just about killed me. That beer could take days to drink, and hopefully really cold days that it would help warm you on. We had had plenty to drink, but that beer makes port seem like Kool-Aid. More power to those that can exist with such brews. On my own, it might have taken 24 hours to drink. But we had had a great dinner and several 750s of Cascade in advance, so maybe I'll rereview my notions.
     
  16. Providence

    Providence Pooh-Bah (2,652) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island
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    I'm curious. Why did you keep drinking it?
     
  17. YodersBeerEmporium

    YodersBeerEmporium Initiate (0) Mar 3, 2014 Iowa

    3 of us Opened the 5 bottles in my avatar and savored them for around 2 hours total

    Also I have a Utopius that I have been drinking for about a year....SUPER HIGH ABV BW...had an 8 oz glass when I opened it and it about killed me....so every once in a while I pour a shot and sip it....pretty damn tasty still!!!
     
  18. Davidstan

    Davidstan Savant (1,189) May 24, 2014 Alabama
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    30 min for me and I drink roughly 3 a night so 1:30 of happy hour usually. Average ABV for me is 6%.
     
  19. Hop_God

    Hop_God Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2014 California

    5 HOURS?!! I apologize if I am the minority here, but that sounds awful long to me. I too drank an entire BA Bigfoot myself, but drink time was more like 1.5-2 hours. But to answer your original question, I would say 2 hours would be my max.
     
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  20. tasterschoice62

    tasterschoice62 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,949) May 14, 2014 Rhode Island
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    Depends where and when I think for me. And I'm not huge on alot of bombers. When I'm relaxed and have nothing to do could take an hour plus a few minutes. After yard work or working up a good sweat OR an unwanted visitor is heading over I can drink a 6% in like ten minutes. Avg for a 12 oz would have to be under 30 minutes. If I'm really analyzing a beer and trying to discover every nuance, longer.



    Edit: and I do have a case of ADD so to sit and focus on something for that long is extremely difficult. Im always looking to see what I can do next......
     
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