Malt equivalent to a Hop Head?

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  1. Stout_Sabre

    Stout_Sabre Pundit (845) Jan 17, 2015 New York

    any label ending in -ster requires sunglasses. The Maltster :sunglasses: that just makes it 100x more cooler
     
    #41 Stout_Sabre, May 21, 2015
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  2. swarthybrews

    swarthybrews Initiate (0) Mar 20, 2014 Kentucky
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    I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. I'm a malt junkie in serious need of a malts anonymous group.
     
    #42 swarthybrews, May 21, 2015
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  3. Todd

    Todd Founder (13,518) Aug 23, 1996 Finland
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    It's symbolizes that it should be, although the discussion continues.
     
    #43 Todd, May 21, 2015
  4. beermeplz

    beermeplz Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2015 California

    bread head!
     
    #44 beermeplz, May 21, 2015
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  5. MakeMineADoubleJack

    MakeMineADoubleJack Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2014 North Carolina

    Possibly because Malt Head is just too banal. Hop Head at least has alliteration in its corner.
     
    #45 MakeMineADoubleJack, May 21, 2015
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  6. Todd

    Todd Founder (13,518) Aug 23, 1996 Finland
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    Agreed there, but it's got legs already ...
     
    #46 Todd, May 21, 2015
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  7. SaltofOH

    SaltofOH Savant (1,239) Mar 11, 2014 Ohio

    Go to Youtube and check out ralfystuff's channel. He reviews single-malt Scotch whisky (primarily), and starts off each review with a "malt mention" from a viewer somewhere in the world: Malt Maniacs, Malty Megalodons, Malty Maestros, etc. Some of those could be co-opted. I'm partial to "Malt Maniac."
     
    #47 SaltofOH, May 21, 2015
  8. lester619

    lester619 Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2009 Wisconsin

    It's not often something makes me laugh out loud on here but that did it. Well done.
     
    #48 lester619, May 21, 2015
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  9. BeerBob

    BeerBob Initiate (0) May 30, 2002 Nebraska

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  10. scottbrew4u

    scottbrew4u Initiate (0) Feb 2, 2005 Pennsylvania

    Maltipliers
     
    #50 scottbrew4u, May 21, 2015
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  11. GetMeAnIPA

    GetMeAnIPA Pooh-Bah (2,559) Mar 28, 2009 California
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    Weird....

    malty devotee
    Malt Man
     
    #51 GetMeAnIPA, May 21, 2015
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  12. BrewlsRules

    BrewlsRules Initiate (0) Mar 24, 2015 Wisconsin

    That's worse than Bart Ska-mpson
     
    #52 BrewlsRules, May 21, 2015
  13. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    Barley juice junkie.
     
    #53 PapaGoose03, May 21, 2015
  14. MichialTanner1

    MichialTanner1 Initiate (0) May 17, 2009 Texas

    Animaltz
     
    #54 MichialTanner1, May 21, 2015
  15. 2ellas

    2ellas Maven (1,302) Feb 20, 2014 New Hampshire
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    Malt-o-tronic
    Malt for brains
    malt master flash
    maltserbrau
    maltman
    maltese falcon
    malty maltalkamoose (related to cousin larry maltleton)
    Dfh 120
    the anti hop

    I should stop now
     
    #55 2ellas, May 21, 2015
  16. dunklevice

    dunklevice Initiate (0) Nov 24, 2008 Wisconsin

    Falcon as in Maltose Falcon?
     
    #56 dunklevice, May 21, 2015
  17. Sunn

    Sunn Initiate (0) Oct 14, 2012 Iowa

    Malt-O-Meal
    Maltgomery Alabama
    Malt's Our Fault
    Malt of The Earth
    Malty Beer **** You Hops
     
    #57 Sunn, May 21, 2015
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  18. dunklevice

    dunklevice Initiate (0) Nov 24, 2008 Wisconsin

    Sorry -- posted before I so your maltese falcon. Falconator?
     
    #58 dunklevice, May 21, 2015
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  19. meanmutt

    meanmutt Grand Pooh-Bah (3,883) Feb 6, 2012 Ohio
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    maltchievious bastard
    maltosaurus
     
    #59 meanmutt, May 21, 2015
  20. rrock44

    rrock44 Pooh-Bah (2,137) Oct 27, 2009 Washington
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    OP, make this a poll with what you feel are the best options. We need the BA community to settle this, stat! (Hey, I am serious here, a lot of good suggestions).
     
    #60 rrock44, May 21, 2015
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