Mark those calendars...sorta. Citra is coming!

Just saw the line video Kyle put up at 10:15...looks longer than the Younger line from this morning that Natalie out up....ugh!

 

Citra is much easier to trade for than to get at the brewery. The only reason to go to the brewery is to drink it on tap imo.

 

Driving hours to wait for hours with significant chance of shut-out. Citra is great, but it's not *that* great. I'm not sure any beer is.

 

And we're expecting the line to be even worse tomorrow, right?

 

Not even Backfat trolling, 125 people in line for Citra 90 mins before they open. They said they hit max at ~9am. I am def shut out. Guys were here at 630am

Beer has hit lame new levels, how will I ever land those awesome Hopslam offers now

 

I hope this "it's not worth it" thing catches on.
I'm curious why people are shocked that arriving a couple hours early for a highly sought after beer isn't enough.

 

a night stay is the only way to do it for me.. last time i went we ended up making a freakin baby at the lodge hahahaha.. liil kid is forever nicknamed citra

p.s. dont forget to get your eggs on at The Cracked Egg, people

 

Also the Rye IPA is cashed, no winter on tap. No growlers of anything but just out standing and Isabella

 

Arriving a couple hours early wasn't enough.

Now I know what it feels like to live in depressing ass Michigan

 

My baby was made the night of the last release. I think it has something to do with the water they use.

 

If you're having Citra problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but beer ain't one

I got the trade patrol on forum patrol
Foes that wanna win trades make sure my casket's closed
Trade critics say Money Cash Shipping
I'm from San Diego, why would I trade with ya'll?
If you grew up drinking Pure, you would know
You would celebrate the minute you tasted it
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss away your FedEx charges
If you don't like my stance you can press fast forward
Got beef with the Bros, they don't like my posts
BAs try and low ball my ass
So Midwesterners gonna horde their stash
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Patrick has
I'm from Alpine to Russian River, Toro to Toro

I got 99 problems but beer ain't one
If you're having Citra problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but beer ain't one

 

Any issues with mules line-cutting?

 

Hopefully Kern was smart enough to do wristbands....

 

Seriously? That's pretty fucking lame. Drown your sorrows in citra I guess...

 

No line cutting. Plus side the liquor store next for sells fresh JO so you can drink in line and thank god you don't have to work.

It's ok I guess. Just sad I won't land that epic Nugget Nectar whale.

 

#kinghenry'd

 

so you're still expecting ? funny stuff. kernville is contageous

 

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Yup. May 10th, a product of Citra will grace the world. Considering how drunk I was, I'm shocked.

 

Given the fact that there are more birthdays in September than any other month of the year (i.e., nine months after New Year's Eve), you shouldn't be too surprised. Unless you're implying a performance issue related to drunkenness, in which case I'll slowy back away from this post and pretend it never happened.