It was Friday at the Washington Brewers' Festival. We were both standing by the Mollusk stall. I was with my wife; I think you were with some friends. I had just gotten a sample of their glitter beer, "Sunshine." It caught your eye, and you said something like, "Wow, do you need to put your pinky up when you drink that fancy beer?" "No," I said, "That's not fancy enough. You need to put three fingers up!" And I demonstrated. You appeared to think this was pretty funny. You asked me to stand in the sunlight to maximize the glitter effect and pose for a picture, and I complied in full masculinity. I'm confident the resulting photo was both tasteful and magnificent. If you're out there, bro, I'd like a copy of the picture.
