MLB BIF, 2nd Half, Trash Talking Thread

American League
East
Yankees 73-53 (.579)
Tampa Bay 70-57 (.551) Creeping
Baltimore 69-57 (.548) (also creeping)
Boston 60-67 (.472)
Toronto 56-70 (.444)

CENTRAL
Chi White Sox 70-55 (.560)
Detroit 68-58 (.540)
Kansas City 56-69 (.448)
Cleveland 55-71 (.437)
Minn 51-75 (.405)

WEST
Texas 75-51 (595)
Oakland 69-57 (.548)
LA Angels 66-61 (.520)
Seattle 61-66 (.480)

National League
EAST
Washington 77-49 (.611)
Atlanta 72-55 (.567)
Philadelphia 60-67 (.472) NEW 3RD PLACE LOL
NY Mets 58-69 (.457) New 4th Place
Miami 57-71 (.445)

CENTRAL
Cinn 77-51 (.602)
St Louis 69-57 (.548) New 2nd Place!
Pittsburgh 68-58 (.540) New 3rd Place
Milwaukee 58-67 (464)
Chi Cubs 48-77 (.384)
Houston 40-87 (.315) brutal

WEST
SAN FRAN 71-56 (.559) NEW FIRST PLACE
LA Dodgers 69-58 (.543) New 2nd Place
Arizona 64-63 (.504)
San Diego 58-70 (.453)
Colorado 51-74 (.408)

Well, San Fran is BACK IN FIRST PLACE. And it looks like the NL West is going to have itself a good old fanshioned race for the division; I love it.

Tampa AND Baltimore and seriously creeping up on the Yanks. Hopefully this will become a race for the division as well!

And Boston can Thank Valentine for the fire sale; because he cant get along with other grown men, and he wants his (type) of players in there....what a douche!!!!! He couldnt get along with ANYONE in NY, and now he is doing THE SAME THING in Boston. So, I guess the Boston baseball era is over, at least until Valentine is there. But, then there will be the rebuilding stage after he gets kicked out of the city next year. Boston needs to start wooing La Russa now; OR how awesome would it be if they got Joe Torre.

And the LA Dodgers owner is spending his money like white trash that just won the lottery; on all the wrong things. Just sayin LOL. The Dodgers could very well become the Redskins of MLB.

Or I could very well be wrong.

Rant's over.

Prost and Cheers everyone!!!!

 

Hhahaahha. Ugh, he doesn't do that any more. And vagina??????
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/saddles/sounds/gifted.wav

 

Incoreect sir.

Attempt One:
1st down on the 3:
Bryce Brown over the right Gaurd, TD!!!!

Attempt Two:
1st and goal from the 1:
Bryce Brown off tackle, TD!

Attempt Three:
1st and goal from the 4:
QB Draw, TD!!!!!!

 

American League
East
Yankees 76-56 (.576)
Baltimore 73-53 (.553) New 2nd Place. Remember when they were in last???
Tampa Bay 72-61 (.541) New 3rd Place
Boston 62-72 (.463)
Toronto 60-72 (.455)

CENTRAL
Chi White Sox 72-60 (.545)
Detroit 71-61 (.538)
Kansas City 59-73 (.447)
Cleveland 56-77 (.421)
Minnesota 55-78 (.414)

WEST
Texas 78-54 (.591)
Oakland 75-57 (.568)
LA Angels 71-62 (.534)
Seattle 64-70 (.478)

National League
EAST
Washington 80-52 (.604)
Atlanta 74-59 (.556)
Philadelphia 64-69 (.481)
NY Mets 63-70 (.474)
Miami 59-74 (.444)

CENTRAL
Cinn 81-53 (.604)
St Louis 72-61 (.541)
Pittsburgh 70-62 (.530)
Milwaukee 64-68 (.485)
Chi Cubs 51-81 (.386)
Houston 41-92 (.308)

WEST
SAN FRAN 75-58 (.564)
LA Dodgers 71-63 (.530)
Arizona 66-68 (.493)
San Diego 62-72 (.463)
Colorado 54-77 (.412)

Yo everyone, IT'S SEPTEMBER!!!!

There was only one change in the standings this past week; in the AL East. There should be x's by a team or two next week, I think.

And the Astros:
http://beeradvocate.com/user/beers?ba=rtaps&view=W
http://beeradvocate.com/community/members/rtaps.607665/