More Brewing Co. (StB) - (2018)

judging by their IG picture, they have a lot more than 2.5 barrels. of course draft comes into play here but its looking like they will have plenty?

 

They are doing 3 releases, not just 1

 

I was actually thinking this right when MoRE came out with the whole "Cash Only" thing. Then I got caught up with FCFS and the line and the prairie path and cops going all Rodney King on innocent neckbeards.

But to circle back, this is an absolutely BRILLIANT way to launder money. You make 1000 bottles of Henna for each of the 3 days. You sell all 3000 bottles for $25 cash grossing you $75,000. Then on your accounting ledger you put that you sold 10,000 bottles each day netting you $750,000. You take the $75,000 plus the $675,000 that you need to launder to the bank and pay your taxes, invest in your legit businesses and away you go. Then you do this once or twice a year and up the bottle count each time and soon you are laundering $1,000,000 in a weekend of Walez bottle releases.

All these shows like Breaking Bad and Sneaky Pete and Ozark about laundering money, it's easy, you either have to start a casino, or a brewery, that's the only way to get these numbers. A car wash or a pawn shop or a restaurant is not gonna get it done. Strip club is your next best bet.

So yeah, I'm sure MoRE is laundering mob money in a couple weeks.

 

no way 3 releases? are you sure?

there are 21 barrels in their IG picture, thats what i was referring to. im pretty sure anyone following this thread knows there are 3 fucking releases.

 

For some reason this just made me crack up. Emphasis is my own.

 

Guessing from the picture, could be 7 barrels of each variant? 3 barrels for bottling and 4 for their taps, should be easily over 1000 of each variant.
Funny they could of just picked that picture cause it looks badass and here we are coming up with speculations, lol!

 

In a past Instagram they said a barleywine was going into barrels so that takes up a few. They also posted in March saying they were filling up more barrels with a new stout. I'd say 1000 bottle count per variant could be pretty accurate.

 

If we go by prairie dawgs we know that a barrel yields about 450 12 ounce bottles. so 450*12 = 5520oz max, 500ml=16.907oz therefore max yield is about 326 500ml bottles per barrel. Thats a theoretical max also, I would expect it to be a little less maybe 315-320.

So if there are 3+ barrels 1000 bottles is achievable.

 

I would've liked to have seen them put that barleywine into barrels after having already housed Henna... kind of like GI use to do with their BCBBW when it was third use barrels (whiskey/bourbon, then regular BCBS and then barleywine). Provided for a more 'stouty' tasting barleywine, and those BCBBW '13 and '14 were some of the best beers I've had because of it.

 

I emailed MoRE to ask.

 

Is that Red one a smoothie?

 

That’s only a portion of the barrels they have.

 

I’m just here to help. Good luck looking at old IG photos and using uneducated assumptions on More’s barrel program to come up with a bottle count for each day.

 

Assuming the 21 Barrel pics are indeed these 3 beers. What if (big if) they opened registration and once registrations/day = amount of beer available/day they stop taking registrations? They don’t care if u registered and never show up. They know they will sell it anyway after the release weekend. IF there is like 1000+ bottles avail per day maybe they haven’t hit that many registrations yet? I’m hoping this is the case.

 

yes

 

Do zombies have blood that could be used for everyone's benefit or just for other undead zombie neckbeards?

 

Grabbed some of the Frooted and Dusty during lunch. Tried casually asking about yields on the BA release and got nothing.

 

Great question. Not in the bestiary* - please capture one and report back.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_(Dungeons_&_Dragons)