Most embarassing beer situation

Did we go to school together??? One of my fraternity brothers "gambled and lost" (his words) at a house party (in Iowa).

 

Haha. This didn't happen in Iowa and I wasn't in a frat, but that is a solid coincidence!

 

I fell into a bonfire and made a beautiful recovery- all very fast. I bounced out and sprang forward and said, "that was close." Although many years ago, I still hear that story!

 

Oh, good point. That doesn't excuse anything of course, it just makes sense in a douchebag-bartender-sort-of-way.

Dope

 

oh darn...may want to bump this up. I meant India Pale Ale. One must not drink and BA...or is that the point?

 

Hmm... there are a few. I think the worst though would have been the work Christmas party in 2012. Some background: a) I was moving interstate within a month, b) it was a rubbish, extremely stressful job, c) the Christmas party was ten minutes walk from home, d) they had the entire line-up of James Squire on tap, and e) I had the only pint glass in the place.
The outcome was about 15 pints within 5 hours, and blasting chunks across our entire WC at home from the tops of the wall to the bottom, including the toilet and all the spare rolls of toilet paper. Suffice to say the girlfriend was not impressed.

 

In the late 80s my mullet hair was all curly on a hot summer night so i doused my hands in Busch Beer and ran it through my hair to mat it down. Later when i was making out with this girl she was like, "you smell like a horse farm".

 

Probably getting too drunk and shouting obscenities.

 

It means your time is coming.

 

Doesn't sound like like any jest at all. Nothing funny whatsoever.

 

Lol remember when Michelob was craft beer!!!

 

Got to the front of the line at a Bruery Anniv party a couple of years ago, dumped the drops out of my taster into the dump pitcher, looked for rinse water and got told that the pitcher was beer they were serving rather than a dump bucket.

 

Haha Iv done that with Pliny or one of those. Not embarassing then, pretty embarassing now.
I also used to like Blue Moon..... thats pretty shameful.

 

When I was first keeping company with my husband a dozen years ago flopping around on his wretched futon trying to get comfy while also being sexy. Stretch legs out. "Oops almost knocked over that empty can"
AS I am saying that I stretch and arm out. Yup that got the not empty can.


Lesson learned: my husband is not a tidy man and I am not a graceful woman.

 

A local restaurant scored a keg of KBS this spring. This was a small college town (in AL) with a lot of AAL drinkers. A few friends and I knew when they tapped the keg and were waiting. Seven pints later I bought a glass for a buddy I saw on the other side of the restaurant that I insisted on delivering myself. Little did I know that he was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.

So I embarrassingly stumbled over, handed him a pint and demanded that he enjoy the awesomeness that is KBS. In front of her whole family.

 

Oh God. That could well have been my hometown.

 

I'll go ahead and tell you it was Auburn.

 

my credit card statements

 

That's not outside the realm of plausibility.

 

Mine was getting splashed in the face drinking out of a boot. Surrounded my 10 or so rather attractive ladies. Of course I did what I always do in these situations, began to make fun of myself