NBO: Porch Destroyer BIF

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by EgadBananas, Mar 9, 2013.

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  1. EgadBananas

    EgadBananas Initiate (0) Mar 18, 2009 Louisiana

    Greetings!

    To me, the ISO:FT forum is touch and go. One thing that's remained pretty constant, is that IT Forward's are still focused on blatant generosity. One term I keep hearing, and even from noobs, is "Let's fuck up some porches!" I think that's fantastic. So, I thought, that seems like a great idea for a BIF: Do your worse to your targets porch, plain and simple!

    Here's the skinny:

    This will be a Traditional Style BIF: I will ship first to a target chosen by me and include a list of every participant. That person will then choose their own target from that list, crossing it out, and include the list with their box(es). So on and so forth until the last person left on the list is myself, making me the last recipient in the BIF, thus bringing it to a close.

    I feel that a Traditional Style fits the goal of this BIF better than Shotgun. However, due to this format making it considerably longer to play itself out, I'm going to try and keep it somewhat intimate at around 20ish people. Maybe more depending on participants...

    There will be no ounce or bottle limits as the idea is simply to blow someone up. But, I will attempt to set the bar, and traditional style makes it easier to keep to a standard. However, there must be at least one item of swag included.

    I'm looking to start the shipping to the first victim within 2 weeks from when all spots are filled, with each person thereafter trying to do the same...but, since this is quality focused, there's of course some leeway. But, lets try not to drag this out for a year. :wink:

    SO, WHO WANTS TO FUCK UP SOME PORCHES????

    If you would like to be in, please send me a BM and include:

    Name
    Address
    Digits
    Email
    Shirt size

    ***A massive trading history isn't required, but I will be screening participants, as this will be a quality-based BIF...so please provide some references/why you think you're capable of throwing down if you have a limited history!***

    Lets destroy some porches!

    Cheers!
    Evan
     
  2. wyatt13

    wyatt13 Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2011 Illinois

    BM sent.
     
  3. dbc5

    dbc5 Savant (1,117) Jun 18, 2009 Arizona

    This sounds awesome and I am looking forward to following along. Unfortunately, after depleting my stash and investing a fair amount of money in the Barrel Aged BIF, I think I'm going to need to sit this one out. Great idea for a BIF.
     
  4. JM03

    JM03 Initiate (0) Nov 12, 2010 Ohio

    I'm down. I hate porches
     
  5. FrankHammer

    FrankHammer Initiate (0) Jan 31, 2013 Michigan

  6. xnicknj

    xnicknj Initiate (0) May 25, 2009 Pennsylvania

    I love how porch destroying/crashing/fucking has become a thing around here. Best name for a BIF.
     
  7. EgadBananas

    EgadBananas Initiate (0) Mar 18, 2009 Louisiana

    6 spots filled thus far with very capable porch-ruining BAs :grinning: This should be quite a ride! Lets get this filled up, I'm ready to go on a rampage!
     
  8. Summer78

    Summer78 Zealot (592) Jan 18, 2013 Illinois
    Trader

  9. deleted_user_680467

    deleted_user_680467 Initiate (0) Jun 11, 2012

    BM sent. It's more of a stoop though.
     
  10. DocBrewsky

    DocBrewsky Initiate (0) Sep 28, 2010 California

  11. MexicanSkittel

    MexicanSkittel Initiate (0) Jun 14, 2010 California

    BM sent'.
    References in profile
    FUCK YOUR COUCH
     
  12. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota

    Man, I wish I had not been informally placed on a BIF ban by my wife. We are house shopping right now and I don't have the means to acquire ammo for yet another BIF. This sounds like a great idea, though, and I'm sure some porches will be thoroughly mangled by it. Cheers!
     
  13. deleted_user_680467

    deleted_user_680467 Initiate (0) Jun 11, 2012

    What do you need more? An extra bedroom or a kick-ass BIF?
     
  14. MexicanSkittel

    MexicanSkittel Initiate (0) Jun 14, 2010 California

  15. Ungertaker

    Ungertaker Initiate (0) Apr 30, 2010 Minnesota

    My own porch would be nice. My inlaws are surely tired of theirs getting busted up!
     
  16. EgadBananas

    EgadBananas Initiate (0) Mar 18, 2009 Louisiana

    We're close to about halfway there!
     
  17. jaasen64

    jaasen64 Initiate (0) Jan 15, 2012 Massachusetts

    BM sent! Can't wait to obliterate some porches!!!
     
  18. duceswild

    duceswild Pooh-Bah (2,108) Feb 8, 2010 Heard & McDonald Islands
    Pooh-Bah Trader

  19. HomeBrewed

    HomeBrewed Initiate (0) Dec 10, 2006 Minnesota

    BM sent. Drilling a glory hole into my porch right now!!
     
  20. DocBrewsky

    DocBrewsky Initiate (0) Sep 28, 2010 California

    How many people do we have/need?
     
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