Newbie BIF Hints & Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by LehighAce06, Aug 27, 2015.

  1. Greeny87

    Greeny87 Initiate (0) May 23, 2011 Pennsylvania

    So I just got home and fell victim to another bombing from the Locals. This time is was @rspauldi I was not expecting this to say the least!

    First up are the big boys he hit me with left to right:
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    Lakwood Brewing - Sin Mint Temptress - Heard nothing but rave reviews on this, pretty excited.
    Texian Brewing - FM 359 Brett Saison - New Brewery and new tick, sounds tasty.
    Modern Times - City of the Dead - MT always has great beers, sounds great!
    Kabach Brewing - BBH - Bourbon Chocolate Porter - This will go down nice when the weather cools soon.
    Jester King - Dichotomous - Squash farmhouse ale - Yum.
    Jester King - Fantome Del Rey - More JK the better!
    Freetail - Despertado en Manzanilla - ?? Another new brewery!
    Happy Anniversary - Never heard of these guys either :astonished: I'll probably open this and guess this weekend with my buddy.

    Then @rspauldi must of decided this wasn't enough, so here's the small boys.
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    Brash - Cortado Imperial Coffee Stout - sweet!
    Community Brewing - BA Legion RIS - Sounds great for a 12oz!
    La Cumbre - Malapis Stout - Had my first cumbre this past weekend, Elevated IPA. Anxious for this one.
    ***** Wagon IPA - Not sure the brewery here, luckily I'll still be able to get some "Wagon" this weekend after the wife saw me bring more beer into the house today....:rolling_eyes:
    8th Wonder - Rocket Fuel - another new one, looks cool. I've got some work to do this weekend to thin out this box!

    Again, words cant express how generous of a box this was out of nowhere. Super cool, plus the sweet love note Russ sent gave me butterflies.
     
  2. andreizm

    andreizm Zealot (707) Sep 17, 2008 Washington
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    Open it, but watch out for whoop ass.
     
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  3. CBrodbeck

    CBrodbeck Initiate (0) Nov 1, 2014 Florida

    Quick ProTip for my fellow Newbies- Never trust your 3 year old to help you empty a Ninja Anniversary Box from @Corriecrafts .... they will get bored and leave a crowler from Braxton Brewing and a bottle of Birthday Bomb in the bottom of the box. Please note the updated pr0n.

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    Cheers!!!!!
     
  4. Syracuse12

    Syracuse12 Initiate (0) Aug 21, 2012 New Jersey
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    Well, its still better than if you let @Corriecrafts unpack the box...if you do that, then {glass shatters}
     
  5. CBrodbeck

    CBrodbeck Initiate (0) Nov 1, 2014 Florida

    Two boxes today! I must've been a good Newbie! @Elkevjoe hooked me up with a box containing some fine looking glasses, so I had to test them out in the pool. They work just fine. Thanks dude!
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  6. Elkevjoe

    Elkevjoe Crusader (430) Jan 4, 2015 Ohio
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    Nice pic! Glasses are still available. If anyone is interested send me a BM.
     
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  7. Eziel

    Eziel Pooh-Bah (2,109) Jan 31, 2013 Ohio
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    #VBS from last night courtesy of @beluga92 that monster of a blind-taster sender. Damn was this great. Had a huge stout nose, no barrel, first sip was tons of boozy MF and it got better from there. Cheers fellas
     
  8. Eziel

    Eziel Pooh-Bah (2,109) Jan 31, 2013 Ohio
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    Just realized I did get a box from the Locals. @Mipper sent me some goodies.

    Tucks Medicated Pads and some PrepH for the 'roids I assume.

    Some Testosterone injections to help get pumped up for the anniversary

    Tamsulosin for that swollen prostate gland

    Some Bitterness Suppresant to help with me being a Bengals fan

    Boner Pills!!

    75% eaten peanut butter. Not sure on that one.

    Thanks Mipper
     
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  9. Elkevjoe

    Elkevjoe Crusader (430) Jan 4, 2015 Ohio
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    I call @beluga92 my sender for next round :slight_smile:
     
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  10. Elkevjoe

    Elkevjoe Crusader (430) Jan 4, 2015 Ohio
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  11. Homebrew

    Homebrew Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2012 Connecticut

    Damn there's been more local's chatter here than newbie's. Is yous guys thread full or something??
     
  12. Mipper

    Mipper Pundit (986) Dec 14, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    Where is the damn Razor I sent???? Use it and it helps you look bigger.

    I hear that will be more helpful than anything else I sent................. #ifyouknowwhatImean

    Except for the Lil' Blue Pills of course.

    That's where my peanut better went.......hope you didn't eat too much.........you don't want to know what I used to get the 25% out.

    Lurks back out.......
     
  13. MTKATL

    MTKATL Pooh-Bah (1,800) Jun 9, 2015 Georgia
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    Hey- That 20mg Cialis is worth a fortune! What does that retail for- $80 a pill?
     
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  14. Mipper

    Mipper Pundit (986) Dec 14, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    And one Lurkal....

    #thankyouverymuch

    Lurks back out.......
     
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  15. JoeyIce3

    JoeyIce3 Initiate (0) Aug 17, 2015 Texas

    That Jif..... Love me some peanut butter.
     
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  16. JoeyIce3

    JoeyIce3 Initiate (0) Aug 17, 2015 Texas

    So just finished packing a box for a fantasy football bif, and as I go to drop it off downstairs. I come back up to my office to a box from @PG2G with a very beautiful letter. Thanks Martin.... If all of us Newbies are being hit then @Avelasquez80 will have to wait for Monday to get his as he should be landing in Puerto Rico some time soon... Haven't gone through my box but did take a sneak peak and saw some Jackie O's looking bottles....
     
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  17. Corriecrafts

    Corriecrafts Initiate (0) Nov 11, 2014 Kentucky
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    Booom, but still have no recon sending that box and I'm half @Mipper age
    Dennis is the worst but also correct
     
  18. pnelting

    pnelting Pundit (901) Nov 17, 2014 Texas

    LIF box has landed.
    According to FedEx a newbie needs to check their side door.
     
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  19. Mipper

    Mipper Pundit (986) Dec 14, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    You're 57?? :astonished: That explains the frail grip...........

    Lurks back out......
     
  20. KyleDavis

    KyleDavis Initiate (0) Aug 20, 2015 Ohio

    He said "half," not "quarter."

    LYMI