OKAY Enough with IPA madness

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by MitchSeattle, May 16, 2026.

  1. hefeweizass

    hefeweizass Devotee (320) Nov 11, 2025 New York
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    The idea that a store has to bend over backwards to the whims of its customers, especially in America with its educational system, is wild to me.

    I have customers who walk up to me, talk at length about how much they love cheese, ask me if I have parmesan, I steer them to the authentic stuff straight off the boat from Italy, and they go, OH perfect, and grab a pecorino romano from Wisconsin.

    The amount of customers I interact with that know what they're talking about is probably 1/10. Some of those 9 remaining people are excited to learn about what they're into, but most couldn't give a fuck and exist in blissful ignorance.

    *Insert even bigger shrug emoji*
     
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  2. rolltide8425

    rolltide8425 Pooh-Bah (2,470) Feb 18, 2011 Pennsylvania
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    I do get it but the bottom line has to matter as well. You can’t serve customers if you don’t stay in business.
     
  3. steveh

    steveh Grand Pooh-Bah (4,174) Oct 8, 2003 Illinois
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    Why are they even shopping at a specialty store like yours? Do you get a lot of walk-ins?
     
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  4. Spaten454

    Spaten454 Maven (1,496) Aug 23, 2012 Texas
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    I get that. But where you would tell a customer no, I would say yes and figure it out. You'd lose a customer and I would gain one who tells their friends I go above and beyond. Like, if you sell alcohol for a living and can't move the rest of what the customer didn't buy, you're in the wrong business.
     
  5. moodenba

    moodenba Pooh-Bah (2,502) Feb 2, 2015 New York
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    Every retailer I go to has (a lot of) beer past the best-by date sitting on the shelf gathering dust. The beer store has to raise prices to cover those costs if it can. If it can't raise prices, those beers become a financial loss, taking up valuable shelf space at the same time.
     
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  6. unlikelyspiderperson

    unlikelyspiderperson Grand Pooh-Bah (3,966) Mar 12, 2013 California
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    This is a view that is wildly detached from the reality of the beer business from the people that I know that are in it.

    If you're serving the real niche beer nerd, then youre already dealing with obscure beers that are hard to move in any volume. If someone isn't willing to commit to buy at least most of the volume of the beer they're asking you to bring in them then they're not likely to be a very good customer.

    If theyre serious, and they respect and appreciate you as a retailer, they'll happily buy at least half that case or understand that you can't take a flier on a random brand you don't see a lot of demand for
     
  7. wisconsinbeer1

    wisconsinbeer1 Pundit (822) Nov 11, 2004 Wisconsin
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    You said arsed.
     
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  8. MikeBinLA

    MikeBinLA Zealot (647) Oct 19, 2024 California

     
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  9. Immortale25

    Immortale25 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,775) May 13, 2011 North Carolina
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  10. bubseymour

    bubseymour Grand Pooh-Bah (4,800) Oct 30, 2010 Maryland
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    Are you a real person or a BOT? The Original write up sounded very “AI generated” to me. 1 post and 1 place review since Feb. Just figured to ask as I got that vibe.
     
  11. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
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    It's K-k-ken C-c-comin to K-k-kill me!



    Cheers!
     
  12. TheIPAHunter

    TheIPAHunter Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,026) Aug 12, 2007 California
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    Easy to make & cheap to make? Yeah, you got it...

    :rolling_eyes:
     
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  13. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    I'm trying to keep the "Beers that gave you bad gas?" thread alive long enough to claim this title. :stuck_out_tongue:
     
  14. ScaryEd

    ScaryEd Grand Pooh-Bah (3,793) Feb 19, 2012 New Hampshire
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    I do think it's funny how there's people who have an air of superiority over the beer they drink not being part of a "fad" but then at the same time complain that so many breweries make beer they don't want.
     
  15. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    "In matters of taste the customer is always right."

    Customers are often wrong about other things.
     
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  16. Orca

    Orca Grand Pooh-Bah (4,710) Sep 18, 2010 Washington
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    That thread’s good, but it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi—this one has everything
     
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  17. southdenverhoo

    southdenverhoo Pooh-Bah (1,567) Aug 13, 2004 Colorado
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    yeah, poster is English. “Couldn’t be arsed” = “couldn’t be bothered.” See also, “center of the road IPA” (as opposed to the American “middle of the road.”)

    i would also point out, they want a bitter, as the clinching clue, except i’m as American as apple pie and I too want a fucking bitter. Fortunately I live in a town where there’s a displaced Englishman making cask bitters, maybe 20 minutes away from my door, at Hogshead Brewery.
     
  18. MrOH

    MrOH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,995) Jul 5, 2010 Virginia
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    Man, that was an awesome sandwich. Still thinking about it a few days later.
    I also had terrible gas the next day, which I choose to blame on the hazy pale ale and not eating a half pound of pork belly.
     
  19. MrOH

    MrOH Grand Pooh-Bah (3,995) Jul 5, 2010 Virginia
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    Cheese store I used to run, whenever a customer would ask for something we didn't carry, I'd tell them that I'd look into it, lemme take your information, and you'll have to commit to buying half a the wheel and I'll take the payment info before I order it. Most folks lose interest in purchasing a cheese when they realize the sheer amount of cheese they'd be on the hook for.

    The reason we don't carry it is because it doesn't sell. I'll do you this solid, but you're in it for several pounds with us. Blood in, blood out.
     
  20. unlikelyspiderperson

    unlikelyspiderperson Grand Pooh-Bah (3,966) Mar 12, 2013 California
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    One of the things that makes me question the humanity of op is that Seattle is also home to a brewery who makes an excellent bitter. It's called Machine House and i really doubt that someone this mad about ipa and this eager for a bitter wouldn't have heard of it if they live in or are planning a big visit to seattle