One beer to rule them all.

Utopias. It will take a long time to drink and I'll be drunk as hell when I'm done.

 

Keystone Ice. I would have come full circle.

 

Hmmmmm.... too many beers to choose from.....but because it's a beer that I'll never get to have anyway, and the ABV is so freaking high that it'll make me comfortably numb, and because the name works for our scenario, Brew Dog's the End of History! A 55% ABV bottle of beer in a taxidermied squirrel dressed in a tuxedo!

 

Heady Topper. Not even close.

 

On death row?...I'll take Salvation.

 

Just inject me with bud light lime-a-Rita and get it over with.

 

Malheur 12. She was my first love. Why not die with the one that stole my heart?

 

If it's my last beer it's Maine Beer Co. "Another One". Can't imagine anything better.

 

R u kidding me? No question. A Pliny and an office burger !!!!!

 

Dead Guy Ale of course.

 

SA Boston Lager, for the "full circle" effect.

 

Heady

 

That's what she said.

 

I was thinking more along the line of Stone Punishment...

 

honestly, to show you how classless I am in my dislike of sour/wild brews, the worst beer IMO is madame rose. I gagged. but I know I'm in the minority in that opinion.

 

Yeah I'm with you, I guess I'm not as developed a beer lover as a lot of folks that post here. I love saisons but I've never found a sour that made me say "Wow, I've got to have another!"

 

A sixtel of Zombie Dust.

They won't get the satisfaction but I will.

 

Word. Won't matter much what comes after 15 liters of ABT 12.

 

um, 2010 Bigfoot

 

Ommegang Hennepin. the one that got me started...