Orphan Round-Up - Down 'em or Drain Pour 'em!

Discussion in 'Cellaring / Aging Beer' started by pjbear05, Apr 3, 2018.

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  1. MikeyBadnews

    MikeyBadnews Zealot (635) Dec 10, 2013 Massachusetts

    I havea Parabola 2013, a Sacuba 2013, Double DBA 2014 and Stickee Monkee 2014 I've had sitting in my cellar. I'm probably never going to drink them
     
  2. bubseymour

    bubseymour Grand Pooh-Bah (4,800) Oct 30, 2010 Maryland
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    I know a guy who has at least a case of Sweetwater IPA's that have been in his garage on a shelf for over 2 years now. Leftovers from a party. Summers get over 100 in there I'm sure. Where do garage turd IPAs fit into the spectrum of shelf and fridge turds?
     
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  3. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    Wait much longer and it will crawl out of the bottle. Please go for it and report back!
     
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  4. Half-full

    Half-full Zealot (590) Feb 4, 2018 Illinois

    I use my orphans to parboil brats in before grilling.
     
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  5. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    If you're not going to drink them, I'll give you my address. Those should all have handled aging fine.
     
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  6. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    Maybe today...
     
  7. pjbear05

    pjbear05 Pundit (806) May 28, 2008 Florida

    Perfect. Love the avatar, too, remember Brewster from back in Detroit in the late '50's - classic.
     
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  8. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    This had a BBD of 08-12: Here's the results: Cardboard, acidity, a little fig, all most made me wretch. Drain pour, not really surprised
     
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  9. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    You're the man, took one for the team!
     
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  10. hoagzzz

    hoagzzz Zealot (682) Feb 28, 2014 Pennsylvania

    Got a bunch that fit the bill. Got a stone enjoy being 3/14/16 bomber, a founders harvest from fall 2015, about 17 Bigfoot’s from late 2015 that are slowly dying ( I drink one or two per season), and many others. I occasionally give beers away but I am trying to work my way through the stouts etc.
     
  11. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    Was amazed at how soon I felt like I needed to puke...
     
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  12. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    Those Bigfoots hold up well over ten years for the most part
     
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  13. lightman1

    lightman1 Zealot (607) Oct 19, 2013 Arkansas
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    Thats what I was thinking! Those are all favorites of mine and should age well.
     
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  14. mrmattosgood

    mrmattosgood Maven (1,301) Nov 6, 2010 Canada (BC)

    Ummm, major mistake on my end. One of my BB is a 2010. So there's that. I'm going to drink it tonight. Any experience with one this old? Yikes.
     
  15. 7irondave

    7irondave Pooh-Bah (1,918) Jun 22, 2016 Massachusetts
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    I have a few in the basement that I know I need to drink sooner rather than later. The problem is every time I tell myself I have to drink one, I find a bottle I want to drink more.

    The cycle continues . . .
     
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  16. oldbean

    oldbean Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2005 Massachusetts

    I would pay like $50 for a 2013 Sacuba.
     
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