Pittsburgh - New Beers & Local Breweries

I'll give it a shot

"They continue to sodomize the customer with their steep prices on mediocre offerings."

Hmmm, sounds like The Bruery.

 

The Bruery had an elicit relationship with Mike's mom or something I think.

 

I was at Save Mor on Friday and they had the Higher Math for $183.99. I opted for a Utopias instead from Waterworks GE. Because I'm stupid, that's why.

 

Bonus BA points to @PSU_Mike for dissing a popular brewery, & to @Preluderl for using a homophone!

 

Didn't want to open a new thread and I'm looking for alternative to trading so I guess this is the best place to post my question. Is Springhouse's Satan's Bake Sale and Martians Kidnapped Santa available in the Pitt area yet? Always wanted to try those two so I'm waiting for them to be available to pull the trigger to drive the 3hrs to visit the city. Thanks.

 

Yes they are. You're Carcosa now.

 

I wanted to get Utopias and my thought was I would never pay that much for beer then my friend reminded me have much I pay for Jonny walker blue label and the champagne I buy every one in awhile so i might pick up a bottle if it is still around.

 

I'll give it a go too. "I'd rather be sodomized than have someone describe a beer as "mediocre", "unimpressive" or "a mess of a beer" again.

 

Haven't seen Bake Sale, but Martians Kidnapped Santa is around for sure.

 

Bingo! For extra credit, rank those three descriptors from best to worst, & also include "pedestrian", "average at best", & "meh".

 

Bake Sale's around, too.

 

Need more info. I don't think I've purchased a donut in years, but I'd like to know which donut shop is publicly homophobic so I can buy even fewer than 0 donuts from them in the future.

 

And combining two conversations .. Atlas posted on Nov 4th they have bottles of both Bake Sale and Martians

 

All that stuff from earlier in the movie...now makes sense.

 

Sure, might as well just make it public. It's Peace, Love, & Little Donuts (ironic, right?). Check this out: http://www.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/the-hole-story/Content?oid=1342790

Atlas' owner said that the guy who set up the event wasn't aware of PLLD's reputation (though the owner is), & are now in the process of trying to find someone else to partner with for the event.

 

Let's not forget the absolute worst one guys. SOLID. Every time someone says a beer was solid, It means that person has no clue what this beer is or should be, so they'll hide behind that fact with a description that essentially means they can't form an opinion on their own.

 

That is a solid response

 

I was expecting Ho-Hum, so I'll take solid.

 

It's like you read my soul.

 

Would be cool if Atlas could replace PLLD with Signature Desserts on Library Rd. They don't do donuts but make some AMAZING desserts!!