Pretty funny little article

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  1. China

    China Initiate (0) Mar 28, 2012

  2. Heatwave33

    Heatwave33 Initiate (0) Sep 13, 2011 Florida

    I donn't base good beer by ABV%. But I see the angle he is using to get people to drink better beer.
     
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  3. nrs207

    nrs207 Initiate (0) Sep 8, 2011 Pennsylvania

    I can't tell if this guy means to talk like that to be dumb or because that's how he talks. He actually is correct on a lot of things, which hurts my brain.
     
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  4. VncentLIFE

    VncentLIFE Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2011 North Carolina

    sometimes, you gotta talk like people for them to understand what youre getting at.
     
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  5. NiceTaps

    NiceTaps Pooh-Bah (2,138) Nov 21, 2011 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah

    "Lagers are pretty much any beer you've seen a commercial for". Another self-proclaimed authority climbs the mount and spews.
     
  6. VncentLIFE

    VncentLIFE Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2011 North Carolina

    I would love to see a commercial for Celebrator.
     
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  7. NiceTaps

    NiceTaps Pooh-Bah (2,138) Nov 21, 2011 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah

    :slight_smile:
    TYVM !
     
  8. Rekrule

    Rekrule Initiate (0) Nov 11, 2011 Massachusetts

    You obviously have zero "swag".

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  9. herrburgess

    herrburgess Grand Pooh-Bah (3,077) Nov 4, 2009 South Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    Said it before, I will say it again: The ignorance that used to be the exclusive domain of BMC drinkers has come full circle.
     
  10. ledzeppelin4

    ledzeppelin4 Initiate (0) May 18, 2011 Illinois

    Celebrator. King of Bocks.
     
  11. NiceTaps

    NiceTaps Pooh-Bah (2,138) Nov 21, 2011 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah

    That's right. Not that kind of 'swag', for sure ! :-]
     
  12. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I'm going to have to check out those "Slow, Stately Dance" beers, 60 & 90 Minuets.
     
  13. China

    China Initiate (0) Mar 28, 2012

    haha! I checked out the about section

    http://theswagologist.wordpress.com/about/

    the guy that writes this article is the last one. "Guak Du" which i'm thinking is just a persona. He's like a recovering bro or something haha. I don't think its meant to be serious but who knows.
     
  14. Derranged

    Derranged Initiate (0) Mar 7, 2010 New York

    Basically he's saying get drunk but enjoy what you drink while doing it. He makes a pretty good point, sort of. I mean many people who drink BMC beers only drink to get drunk. Why not spend a few more bucks and get drunk off something good?
     
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  15. China

    China Initiate (0) Mar 28, 2012

  16. VncentLIFE

    VncentLIFE Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2011 North Carolina

  17. China

    China Initiate (0) Mar 28, 2012

    I like the silver bullet comment hahaha.
     
  18. fartmaster

    fartmaster Initiate (0) Dec 27, 2011 California

    it was funny...im from bakersfield so the whole bro thing cracked me the fuck up....cant imagine a bro rolling up to a liquor store in his white lifted truck, making his main bro ho wait in the truck so he can get some pliny...
     
  19. DirtyPenny

    DirtyPenny Pundit (903) Jun 25, 2011 Massachusetts

    No way. Thomas Hooker's Liberator all day e'ery day.
     
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  20. Bluecane

    Bluecane Initiate (0) Dec 30, 2011 New York

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