Quiz: Are you a beer snob?

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  1. dthompson0279

    dthompson0279 Initiate (0) Mar 18, 2013 Illinois

    In case you fellow BAs haven't seen this and need a good laugh:

    http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-beer-snob-1743

    This one was my favorite: "I once heard my son say that all beers were pretty much the same, and I had to frame him for treason so the government would electrocute him."
     
    #1 dthompson0279, Feb 3, 2015
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  2. pitweasel

    pitweasel Initiate (0) Jun 11, 2007 New York

    Uhhhhhhh.....
     
    #2 pitweasel, Feb 3, 2015
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  3. _-_-Jason-_-_

    _-_-Jason-_-_ Initiate (0) Dec 18, 2014 New York

    That was nuts! I liked it.
     
    #3 _-_-Jason-_-_, Feb 3, 2015
  4. _-_-Jason-_-_

    _-_-Jason-_-_ Initiate (0) Dec 18, 2014 New York

    "I have a job where convicted murderers pay me to visit them in jail, drink a beer in front of them, and then give the beer a bad review."
     
    #4 _-_-Jason-_-_, Feb 3, 2015
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  5. Jirin

    Jirin Initiate (0) Apr 28, 2013 Massachusetts

    Eh. I'm all for poking fun at craft beer culture, but these ones weren't very clever.
     
    #5 Jirin, Feb 3, 2015
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  6. RichardMNixon

    RichardMNixon Maven (1,431) Jun 24, 2012 Pennsylvania

    I want that ring tone.
     
    #6 RichardMNixon, Feb 3, 2015
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  7. yemenmocha

    yemenmocha Grand Pooh-Bah (4,116) Jun 18, 2002 Arizona
    Pooh-Bah

    criteria were too soft
     
    #7 yemenmocha, Feb 3, 2015
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  8. hophugger

    hophugger Grand Pooh-Bah (3,434) Mar 5, 2014 Virginia
    Pooh-Bah

    Uh.......What ??
     
    #8 hophugger, Feb 3, 2015
  9. Lordwindowlicker

    Lordwindowlicker Initiate (0) Jan 11, 2015 Maryland

    I chortled
     
    #9 Lordwindowlicker, Feb 3, 2015
  10. ZebraCakez

    ZebraCakez Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2014 Massachusetts

    Not sure about that one.:confused:

    ??????
     
    #10 ZebraCakez, Feb 3, 2015
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  11. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    Gotta love the Onion!
     
    #11 Shroud0fdoom, Feb 3, 2015
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  12. jRocco2021

    jRocco2021 Savant (1,083) Mar 13, 2010 Wisconsin

    This quiz did actually prove I am a beer snob because only a beer snob would know that when he said....

    "My house once burned down because when the fire started, instead of calling 911, I sent the fire department an email from my burning kitchen that said, “The difference between lagers and ales lies in the types of yeast used in the brewing process and in the temperatures at which the respective beers are distilled.”

    he really meant....

    "My house once burned down because when the fire started, instead of calling 911, I sent the fire department an email from my burning kitchen that said, “The difference between lagers and ales lies in the types of yeast used in the brewing process and in the temperatures at which the respective beers are fermented.”

    Which I'm sure is some type of troll bait but everyone has to know that I know the difference!
     
    #12 jRocco2021, Feb 3, 2015
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  13. the_trystero

    the_trystero Initiate (0) Mar 19, 2013 California

    That's a weird one.
     
    #13 the_trystero, Feb 3, 2015
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  14. Vogt52

    Vogt52 Initiate (0) May 25, 2014 Maryland

    Definitely a good laugh
     
    #14 Vogt52, Feb 3, 2015
  15. PorterPro125

    PorterPro125 Pooh-Bah (1,700) Jan 19, 2013 Canada (NB)

    Hilarious! Funniest thing I've seen all day!
     
    #15 PorterPro125, Feb 3, 2015
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  16. BigHopValley

    BigHopValley Devotee (317) Jul 18, 2014 Washington

    I laughed-I cried-I shit my pants.
     
    #16 BigHopValley, Feb 3, 2015
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  17. _-_-Jason-_-_

    _-_-Jason-_-_ Initiate (0) Dec 18, 2014 New York

    Before I take a sip of beer, I smell the beer, and while I smell the beer, I turn to the person next to me and say, “I am smelling the beer.”
     
    #17 _-_-Jason-_-_, Feb 3, 2015
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  18. MightyTrustKrusher

    MightyTrustKrusher Devotee (387) Nov 5, 2014 Pennsylvania

    Clickhole is gold
     
    #18 MightyTrustKrusher, Feb 3, 2015
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  19. Jonada

    Jonada Savant (1,174) May 23, 2012 New Jersey
    Trader

    If nothing else, at least I've added the phrase Christ-dwarfing to my vocabulary.
     
    #19 Jonada, Feb 3, 2015
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  20. Comparison_Ford

    Comparison_Ford Maven (1,293) Apr 4, 2014 New York

    "When I got the call telling me that my mother had passed away, the first words out of my mouth were, 'Now, more than ever, the American craft beer industry is entering a new Golden Age of sophistication.'"

    Some of those had just the right amount of stupidity to make them hilarious.
     
    #20 Comparison_Ford, Feb 3, 2015
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