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Recommend some very thick imperial stouts

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by BlackDragon, Feb 21, 2013.

  1. Jose2412

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    I once watched a guy try to rinse his glass after enjoying a taste of Marshal Zhukov in line at last year's KBS Day. After the third rinse from a bottle of water the clear glass still had a brown tint to it.
     
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    Marshall Zhukov aka MZ
     
  3. skunkpuddle

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    I mix motor oil and concrete with speedway stout. You have to chew it but its AMAZING!
     
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    Havent had the DFH but out of the other three, Oskar Blues is far and away the thickest. Mephistopheles is damn good though...
     
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    How much does a bottle of MZ run you?
     
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    I have just started to get into RIS and really enjoy ten fidy. Any of these going to be similar, readily available in Florida, and not set me back $15 for a four pack?
     
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    That last ones I bought at Whole Foods were $11.99 each I believe.
     
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    Olde Hickory Event Horizon
    coats your glass with bourbon goodness
     
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    Founders Imperial Stout
    CCB Moat Water
    Abyss
    MZ
     
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    I recall Avery's The Czar being quite thick....but not as thick as Mephastophales. I'm pretty sure you could run a car or small dump truck with that stuff. Still very good though.
     
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    All of the Blackwater series stouts are real thick, as well as most of Evil Twin's stouts especially IBB. Guiness is thick too.
     
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    Zhukov in a landslide.
     
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    Is that a Tobias Funke quote?
     
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    I'm not sure. I had to Google who that was but thank you for reminding me I need to finally start watching that show.
     
  16. Moose90

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    Ten Fidy with a couple years on it.

    Old Raspy, Narwhal too.
     
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    Cara de luna, if anyone else has had this, please let me know where you found it.
     
  18. BMMillsy

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    Any of CCB's imperial or sweet stouts

    Big Bad Baptist also struck me as super thick (and super awesome)
     
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    Apple Brandy Hunuapu, Black Tuesday, BCBS Rare, Ten Fidy are the thickest beers that I've enjoyed. Dark Lord & Darkness are rich as hell but not so tasty to me.
     
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    Marshall Z
    Ten Fidy
    Storm King
     
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    central waters stouts ;)
     
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    Just had an almost 2 year old UNO from Dragoon Brewing here in Tucson at an Arizona Beer Week event, like loverly motor oil, sweet and thick - this one is perfect.
     
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    Goose Island Bourbon County Stout, Surly Darkness, Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout, Mikkeller Beer Geek Breakfast, Mikkeller Beek Hop Breakfast. Dark Horse Plead the 5th, & Weyerbacher Tiny.
     
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    Ha, was gonna post this actually.

    Really need to get my hands on some Zhukov it seems, sounds right up my alley.
     
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    All of the above & I would throw Narwal in that mix, it's a chewer but very tasty.
     
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    2010 Dark Lord
    Lost Abbey Deliverance - remember it having an amazing mouthfeel
    Hunahpu - stained my glass.
     
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    Speedway Stout from AleSmith. The best imperial stout brewed today.
     
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    Laika from Straight To Ale in Huntsville. Wonderful stuff.
     
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    Otter Creek Imp Stout is thick flavorful stout,just picked it up 4/$12 10% 65ibu,will buy again
     
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    Avery Mephistopheles. Thick, dark, and goes down easy.
     
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    The thickest I can remember is Dark Lord, which isn't year round, but damn it is thick
     
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    bcs get em , bcs coffee was actually motor oil, had my stomach pumped,
     
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    Mokah is quite thick. The first time I had it I thought it was liquid chocolate cake.
     
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    Of the ones I've had, and as noted by others as well:
    1. Marshal Zhukov
    2. Alesmith Speedway
    3. Bells Expedition
    4. Ten Fidy

    Abyss, Mephistopheles, FW 14 (technically strong ale), Serpent's stout are all notably thick too...
     
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    An amazing stout....very thick! [​IMG]
     
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    Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout.
    Great Divide Yeti Imperial Stout.
    Southern Tier Choklat Imperial Stout.
     
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    Dude, that's just wrong.
     
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    It is a great show, the original comment could have been taken a different way, which is something Tobias is notorious for. I mean no personal insult by it, just struck me as funny.
     
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    Parabola has a very nice thick body to it and is one amazing beer in general!!!
     
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    brooklyn choc. stout.....real thick...10% ...hell yeah
     
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