Recommend some very thick imperial stouts

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  1. Jose2412

    Jose2412 Feb 25, 2012 Michigan

    I once watched a guy try to rinse his glass after enjoying a taste of Marshal Zhukov in line at last year's KBS Day. After the third rinse from a bottle of water the clear glass still had a brown tint to it.
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  2. BigE90

    BigE90 Mar 19, 2011 Washington

    Marshall Zhukov aka MZ
  3. skunkpuddle

    skunkpuddle Feb 14, 2011 California
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    I mix motor oil and concrete with speedway stout. You have to chew it but its AMAZING!
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  4. sunkistxsudafed

    sunkistxsudafed Apr 30, 2010 New Mexico

  5. atomic

    atomic Sep 22, 2009 Illinois
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    Havent had the DFH but out of the other three, Oskar Blues is far and away the thickest. Mephistopheles is damn good though...
  6. keithmurray

    keithmurray Oct 7, 2009 New York

    How much does a bottle of MZ run you?
  7. semaj

    semaj Jan 18, 2013 Florida

    I have just started to get into RIS and really enjoy ten fidy. Any of these going to be similar, readily available in Florida, and not set me back $15 for a four pack?
  8. MADPolo

    MADPolo Dec 19, 2012 Alabama

    That last ones I bought at Whole Foods were $11.99 each I believe.
  9. KevinGordon

    KevinGordon Dec 16, 2012 North Carolina

    Olde Hickory Event Horizon
    coats your glass with bourbon goodness
  10. Holmes698

    Holmes698 Mar 7, 2009 Pennsylvania
    Beer Trader

    Founders Imperial Stout
    CCB Moat Water
  11. RochefortChris

    RochefortChris Oct 2, 2012 North Carolina
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    I recall Avery's The Czar being quite thick....but not as thick as Mephastophales. I'm pretty sure you could run a car or small dump truck with that stuff. Still very good though.
  12. Goosey

    Goosey Jan 18, 2012 Missouri

    All of the Blackwater series stouts are real thick, as well as most of Evil Twin's stouts especially IBB. Guiness is thick too.
  13. zac16125

    zac16125 Jan 26, 2010 South Carolina
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    Zhukov in a landslide.
  14. therobot

    therobot Jun 10, 2010 Minnesota

    Is that a Tobias Funke quote?
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  15. BasterdInABasket

    BasterdInABasket Nov 8, 2010 Wisconsin

    I'm not sure. I had to Google who that was but thank you for reminding me I need to finally start watching that show.
  16. Moose90

    Moose90 Nov 25, 2012 Washington
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    Ten Fidy with a couple years on it.

    Old Raspy, Narwhal too.
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  17. LieutenantDan

    LieutenantDan Nov 18, 2012 Texas

    Cara de luna, if anyone else has had this, please let me know where you found it.
  18. BMMillsy

    BMMillsy Feb 16, 2012 Florida
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    Any of CCB's imperial or sweet stouts

    Big Bad Baptist also struck me as super thick (and super awesome)
  19. afrokaze

    afrokaze Jun 12, 2009 Arizona
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    Apple Brandy Hunuapu, Black Tuesday, BCBS Rare, Ten Fidy are the thickest beers that I've enjoyed. Dark Lord & Darkness are rich as hell but not so tasty to me.
  20. shamrock1343

    shamrock1343 Jan 4, 2010 New Jersey

    Marshall Z
    Ten Fidy
    Storm King
  21. Diotima

    Diotima Jan 9, 2013 Wisconsin

    central waters stouts ;)
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  22. RockAZ

    RockAZ Jan 6, 2009 Arizona
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    Just had an almost 2 year old UNO from Dragoon Brewing here in Tucson at an Arizona Beer Week event, like loverly motor oil, sweet and thick - this one is perfect.
  23. Philly82785

    Philly82785 Dec 17, 2008 Minnesota

    Goose Island Bourbon County Stout, Surly Darkness, Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout, Mikkeller Beer Geek Breakfast, Mikkeller Beek Hop Breakfast. Dark Horse Plead the 5th, & Weyerbacher Tiny.
  24. stayclean

    stayclean Mar 17, 2012 Wisconsin

    Ha, was gonna post this actually.

    Really need to get my hands on some Zhukov it seems, sounds right up my alley.
  25. Blueribbon666

    Blueribbon666 Jul 4, 2008 Ohio

    All of the above & I would throw Narwal in that mix, it's a chewer but very tasty.
  26. mjn5036

    mjn5036 Nov 9, 2008 New Hampshire
    Beer Trader

    2010 Dark Lord
    Lost Abbey Deliverance - remember it having an amazing mouthfeel
    Hunahpu - stained my glass.
  27. BCarder

    BCarder Dec 16, 2011 Massachusetts

    Speedway Stout from AleSmith. The best imperial stout brewed today.
  28. StuartCarter

    StuartCarter Apr 25, 2006 Alabama

    Laika from Straight To Ale in Huntsville. Wonderful stuff.
  29. Vonstein15

    Vonstein15 Jan 15, 2010 Ohio

    Otter Creek Imp Stout is thick flavorful stout,just picked it up 4/$12 10% 65ibu,will buy again
  30. bebbcorp

    bebbcorp Mar 6, 2010 Kansas

    Avery Mephistopheles. Thick, dark, and goes down easy.
  31. Chelsea1905

    Chelsea1905 Sep 3, 2008 Washington
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    The thickest I can remember is Dark Lord, which isn't year round, but damn it is thick
  32. jsm1289

    jsm1289 Mar 11, 2011 New York
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    bcs get em , bcs coffee was actually motor oil, had my stomach pumped,
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  33. josefiak

    josefiak Jun 9, 2011 Washington
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    Mokah is quite thick. The first time I had it I thought it was liquid chocolate cake.
  34. gshak

    gshak Feb 20, 2011 Texas

    Of the ones I've had, and as noted by others as well:
    1. Marshal Zhukov
    2. Alesmith Speedway
    3. Bells Expedition
    4. Ten Fidy

    Abyss, Mephistopheles, FW 14 (technically strong ale), Serpent's stout are all notably thick too...
  35. Jazzwalker

    Jazzwalker Apr 2, 2012 New Jersey
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    An amazing stout....very thick! [​IMG]
  36. 19etz55

    19etz55 Aug 12, 2007 New Jersey

    Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout.
    Great Divide Yeti Imperial Stout.
    Southern Tier Choklat Imperial Stout.
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  37. victory4me

    victory4me Oct 16, 2004 Pennsylvania

    Dude, that's just wrong.
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  38. therobot

    therobot Jun 10, 2010 Minnesota

    It is a great show, the original comment could have been taken a different way, which is something Tobias is notorious for. I mean no personal insult by it, just struck me as funny.
  39. HopNuggets

    HopNuggets Oct 8, 2009 Connecticut

    Parabola has a very nice thick body to it and is one amazing beer in general!!!
  40. dipalova

    dipalova Feb 3, 2013 Connecticut

    brooklyn choc. stout.....real thick...10% ...hell yeah
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