Recommendations for PA trip

Guess I'll own that as a poorly crafted sarcastic reply, plus a misinterpretation of the original joke.

Two laps for me...

 

I'll throw my 2 cents in- PB is a solid stop, good food and average to good beer. They put out a large volume at the cost of every beer not being a winner. Troegs is fun as well, definitely worth while. Rotunda's Batdorf has excellent food. I'll second that some of their beer is average, while others are quite good. The lactose sours stood out to me, though some IPA's were great too. Collusion is a great stop- they have a huge variety to choose from, service tends to be solid too. If you end up there don't leave without order a pretzel. South County has great beer but their taproom is tiny, you can find them on draft and many stores in the area if you don't have time to stop there.