Royal Rumble BIF IV

Silence!
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The following interpretation it brought to you by taste and good form
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Oh you were not aware of this?
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Your posterior better contact someone at once!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, young people of all gender and ages, taste and decency proudly present to you:
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The Fourth Annual Royal Rumble BIF!
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And if you are not “down” with that, there’s too words for you: You’re Welcome!

Now that we’ve taken a stroll through the Damien Sandow career highlights, on the part copy and pasted from last year:

Here's how it goes: I'm looking for 29 other people (although some have already reach out for spots) to put up a minimum of 44 oz. When we have all thirty people, I'll place everyone into random order generator (http://fftoolbox.com/draft_order_generator.cfm). The number you get is the entry you get in the Rumble.

Here's the prize breakdown:
Royal Rumble Winner of the Centch - 13 boxes
Most Eliminations - 9 boxes
Longest Survivor - 7 boxes (Updated: Curtis Axel’s 2014 time does not get added to this years’)
Quickest to be Eliminated - 1 box

To spread the boxes around, if your entrant is a gimmick or surprise entrant you’ll get a box from the main pool. So surprises entrants one & four will come from the winners pot, two & five from most eliminations, and three & six from longest survivor. For the most part, anyone not on the main roster is a surprise, unless they haven’t wrestled for a notable time (The Daniel Bryan Rule). This includes adjace characters (The Cody Rhodes Rule). The NXT roster is a surprise unless they could appear on Raw and you wouldn’t care (The Sin Cara and Tyson Kidd Rule Updated: The Zack Ryder Rule). Any person who announces on any WWE program that they are entering excludes them from being a surprise (The Bautista Rule). Also, please no spoilers. Not everyone reads the dirtsheets. Let’s try and make this enjoyable for everyone!

If there's a tie, most likely with most eliminations, it will go to wrestler that did it first. Final count on eliminations and time are published by the WWE.

Finally, if this gets expanded to 40 wrestlers we’ll take the next BA’ers and figure out how to assign wrestlers (The 2011 Del Rio Rule).

Lower 48 States only. Have a good trader history or someone to vouch for you. Obviously no one on the bad trader list. Be prepared to ship your box by the next ‘PPV’ (Fast Lane, Feb. 21st). Updated: BA’s that don’t ship by Wrestlemania (unless due to weather concerns and agreed upon with the winner) will be taken to Taskmaster (kek) in the Bad Trader Forum.

I think that covers it. Just reply and BM me your email address to put in the order generator. Entries will be assigned after the last Raw before the Rumble. Cheers and good luck!

Cue the Damien BifDow thread on the other site (and we just tied it all together).

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

BA ... don't be sou-ahhhh .... here's the list of participants so far:

1) Me
2) @Bigklip74
3) @kapkenobi
4) @Greenplastic615
5) kingkevz
6) sandman3479
7) jpatag66 (welcome!)
8) browniewithnuts
9) miggs3030
10) RoninTK3 (welcome too!)

And here's the confirmed entrants (not including some exciting rumors):
- Roman Reigns
- Chris Jericho
- Bray Wyatt
- Erick Rowan
- Luke Harper
- Braun Strowman
- Dolph Ziggler
- Ryback
- Big Show
- Curtis Axel

.... but not Juan Cena <womp ... womp ...... wooooooooommmpp>.

Also, for those who are the uber-casual viewers, or didn't catch Monday night (guilty) ... this rumble, similar to that of '92, is for the WWE WHC. So who knows what will happen? All I know is excitement abounds!

20 more people to degenerately risk beer on pre-ordained events! Let's do this!!!