SA Pumpkinator Release

Yeah, I live in Waco and I don't think the whole city got more than ten cases. There's no way to return beer without a receipt anyways and how many of you keep receipts for beer? I don't even keep receipts for groceries.

 

option 3. drink them

 

Take them to an overpass and throw them at moving cars, obviously.

 

I'll take that one.

 

Pretty sure it's only legal to do this in Austin if you're a panhandler and it's bottled water or canned food that's thrown.

 

Make cake or brownies.
Edit: BOOM!

 

Da fuq? I was at Target yesterday and they had a mountain of monster cereal.

I'm partial to Count Chocula.

 

Shit-ton of that cereal at my local Target, including Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy (along with the classic 3). I should buy em up and sell em on CL for 3x the value, Pumpkinator style.

"These cereals have been gently stored in my climate controlled pantry....."

 

I imagine EVERY retailer who has sold Pumpkinator has been contacted by Saint Arnold and are aware of the cap issue. So I don't think it be much of a problem to just return them and get your money back. My suggestion is just drink them, and ill send you a properly capped Pumpkinator for a Atrial Rubicite 1:1

 

I only buy monster cereal in appropriate amounts. (1 to eat now and one for the pantry)

 

Does this mean 2013 Pumpkinator becomes an insta-whale?

I can just imagine CL in 2014 - For Sale:

"Selected with care from Specs: Smith Street in October 2013, we took this 1 pint 6 fl oz perfectly sealed Pumpkinator (who we affectionately named "Matt Chow") straight to our Rare Beer Preservation Chamber (stored "gently" in my 0% oxygen vacuum chamber) located in Midtown so this masterful brew could age in peace."

Looking to get $1,000 for this super rare brew.

 

*hits self in face with business end of a claw hammer*

 

I think Count Chocula is year-round and only the others are "seasonals."

 

He just lost that whale status! Shelf turd cereal

 

What the hell Austin?
http://austin.craigslist.org/for/4142209922.html

 

"I have 24 extra bottles to share" = I hoarded the shit out of this to try and make some $ from suckers.

Someone please contact him and get him to meet you somewhere far on the East side (and then, of course, dont show up)

 

Seems hoarders finally made it to Austin

 

It's a shame we don't know a friendly TABC agent that could at the very least go scare the hell out of this kid.

 

ISO a fake TABC badge (or whatever they have as identification)