SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Damn I'm at work I have no choice.

 

Hint #3- both of my targets have more trades on BA than me

 

lol

 

Well that says nothing, for fucks sake even I have more.

 

Depending on your sender, a box of just balls (possibly attached to dicks) is more likely than a box of soccer balls.

 

I can confidently say that my NFL Team(Vikings) will have at least one win in Both Target A & Target B's respective States.....

 

seems a little birdy from Jersey has desecrated my porch, pics to follow....

 

Won’t have one in NH.

Jon

 

Lol, I singed my post. I’m writing too many email responses

 

You most certainly did.

 

To the wind with you.

 

This is where you come to take a break from work, Jon.

Sincerely,
Gold.

 

Alright, moving my LIF info/update over to this thread. Remember the 3 ?'s:
1-What will the A’s final record be? If there isn't a tie, the correct guess of this question will win the LIF.
2-Will they make the playoffs (Wild Card game included)?
3-Which A’s player will hit the most home runs between Sat 9/14 game and end of season?

**A's current record is 94-62 with 6 games to play. So we're down to 8 in the running with @strohme2 now out of it.

@strohme2
93-69
No
Chapman

@brutalfarce
95-67
Yes
Chapman

@Jimmy_Kneecaps
96-66
Yes
Davis

@SouthernSips
96-66
Yes
Olson

@Buck89
97-65
Yes
Olson

@Nichols33
97-65
Yes
Canha

@ECOBOOSTINST
98-64
Yes
Semien

@JBowenGeorgia
99-63
Yes playoffs
Olson

@bstoos
100-62
Yes
Semien

 

You know about your QB and what happens when he plays teams with winning records, right?

 

I feel your pain!!

 

I am out with this one.

 

Hint #1: Both targets are west of me
Hint #2: I've shipped to one of you before, but not the other
Hint #3: Both targets live in a state with a sportsball team from at least one of the 4 major sports (MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA).

Haul Hint: I live 45 minutes from a very popular brewery, and my wife works in the next town over from the other very popular brewery in my state. One target will get beers from both brewery, the other target will probably one get beer from one of them.

 

just cause I wanted to double check and I didn't see it on this thread
2 boxes containing each of the following:

100 oz of great beer. Awesome shelfies are welcome but NO SHELF TURDS. Hops should be no older than 8 Weeks. NO FRIDGE DUMPING. If you'd rate it under a 4 on UT, id strongly reconsider sending it.

1 piece of nice brewery swag (shirt, hat, etc) or 1 nice brewery glass (preferrably stemmed). No generic Pint glasses unless your target prefers them (which is rare).

1 local food item. Awesome not widely available Sauces,marinades,jerkies, candies, etc. you get the idea.

And new for round 2....1 mystery beer for each of your targets to review blind publicly. Call it a WILDCARD. This beer is open to interpretation, and must be reviewed on the thread before any of the other included beers can be opened. Use your imagination and have fun. The wildcard can be anything. For example, it can be a "whale", a macro beer, a terribly executed beer (Rogue Voodoo Donut or any other gone awfully wrong). Have some fun with it, after all thats what we are here for.

So, in total you will owe 200 oz of great beer, 2 pieces of brewery swag, 2 local food items and 2 mystery(wildcard) blind beers split between 2 boxes. You will also owe a blind review of your mystery beers and a credit/haul pic for each sender (in a timely manner).

Participation will not be forced. However, if you fly silent the entire time and cannot bother to leave hints or bust balls with everyone in the thread we reserve the right to keep you out of future rounds.