SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

#3 = bye bye from my list of potentials

 

Up until now my hints have been fairly vague and misleading.....here’s something that might actually be valuable as a hint.

Target #1 has more wants listed than I.

Target #2 has less wants listed than I.

Oh wait, nope still no value to you.

 

Thanks for the reminder. Wildcard details slipped my mind

 

Just looked this up myself. I think this part is the most important.

 

Absolutely but as a handpicked and invited group it's not much of a problem and we've already trimmed the fat once...

 

"Marge isn't fat, she's pregnant"!

 

On the topic of participation, you guys are killing these hints.

& @jhavs is killing knocking off his potentials.

I’m having fun watching.

Cheers!

 

Hint IX: Can I bike to your house without crossing an international border? According to Google the answer is yes for one of my targets. But not the other.
Hint X: Have never shaken either of your hands.

Previously Offered Hints
Hint I: Rookies BIF official targets of mine are not my targets here, too.
Hint II: South is a direction at least one of my boxes will travel.
Hint III: One or both of you has checked into at least 500 more beers than me on Untapped.
Hint IV: Those of you who have sent me beer in the past will not be getting return fire this round. Unless I decide to ninja you.
Hint V: Red is the color your state has been on election night for each presidential election since I have been able to vote. This is true for one of my targets, but not so much for the other.
Hint VI: Rally caps will not be needed in the coming weeks for a team in my target's state.
Hint VII: States smaller than my own will not be shipped to.
Hint VIII: One of my targets lives in a state where I have seen a professional sporting event (NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA, AHL). The other does not.

 

@TheGent


Thanks Anthony you sneaky bastard

 

Nice box @TheGent

 

For my buddy @CanConPhilly

Hint #3 (or who gives a shit): the product of all the numbers in both of my targets zip codes is less than or equal to the number of boxes I’ve sent to both my targets

Hint #4: the candyman shall strike with snacks to Target 1 that have been commented on before by said target

Hint #5: my Beer Karma isn’t near either of my targets levels

 

Only one way #3 could be true, but I’m not saying

 

First off fishing was amazing. We were 1 walleye away from our limit.
Also, slot fish were caught, that we had to throw back, like this one of mine.

23 incher. The biggest I've ever caught was a 27.

While in the boat I got a call from my landlord. There was a package by my apartment door.

Now the post office isn't supposed to leave packages, so there was a screw up there, that worked out, thankfully.

The second thing is was someone naughty, or was this from my sender?

I'll find out tomorrow when I get home

 

Nice fish. Looks like an awesome day to be on the water

 

Nice catch!

 

Don’t you hate it when you break out a new roll of packing tape (out of a 3 pack) and then realize it’s the crap kind that tears too easy and doesn’t stick to itself too well. I sure do.

And nice hit @TheGent !!! Bill needs to put on some baby weight himself

 

Catching up on the hints after a long work day...


Sadly no dick content today from @dragginballs...

 

Next hint:
I passed through target #1's town as a kid when driving from SoCal to my cousin's house.
I have been within 10 miles of target #2's town multiple times.

 

Every time I see a package from @Dragginballs76 drop, I think of this.



But with dicks. So many dicks.

 

Nice hit @TheGent !